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professional babysitter…. views are my own or whatever….no crying in the casino!

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@grugcapital ap swatch with a rubber band attachment and an ACOG scope

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@Bilocan89 @tyliebets If I can hoe-arbitrage a bit and make some money

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fucked an escort in Istanbul.

Turns out my buddy in Dubai is full on dating her and they’re on a trip to Ibiza now.

He had no idea she was a working girl

I hoe mogged him.

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@tyliebets U are my son.

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@tyliebets Yes the friend, who is taking the girl I just paid $375 to robustify on the face of, to Ibiza all expenses paid, is certainly not mogged.

There is levels to trickin, when you are in my tax bracket you will understand

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Can we pay @mattkalish to delete his twitter

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@DrWgamba yes send pls

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@jonwagersave Copy paste with different flavours of egocentric founders 😭

SKEL being the most delusion

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Hot boy euro summer entering temp hiatus for a World Cup detour and 2 projects I have been working on.

Expect me to become quite opinionated on some things especially related to the fledgling crypto casino space — where innovation has died and new entrants to the space have a few positive months and think they are the new messiahs.

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Crypto casinos want SVIP action and then have an on-boarding process for leads that take days and lacks common sense, then cry when streamers, affiliates, and players conspire to game the system,

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@DrWgamba @p0rchy @housebets U enjoy messing with monarchs eh.

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@Slotswithshib what about a blowjob on ketamine?

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@NeonYield @TheGoobr No thanks. not gonna run the risk of having 3 blackjacks and then the dealer flipping over a queen and an ace.

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@NeonYield @TheGoobr What if the player flips 3 blackjacks

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@NeonYield @TheGoobr dealer bust = +150k though

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Badly want to watch-mog the table of british bankers next to me who you can tell are quite proud of their day dates but some pateks are best kept in the backpack and some hands are best kept not chopped off by a London road man

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@Dragon88Tv @noahdummett Most casinos have ~2% edge slide, including stake.

I think Twitter callouts should be reserved for things that merit a Twitter callout, and there’s a laundry list of casinos acting in bad faith.

This is nothing.

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@YogiGambles Think casinos would care more about if tanzanite did more about the bad actors on that list. Unfortunately they take a not involved stance, which in turn convolutes the perception of trust by people blindly going by ranking etc