Zovar

Software Engineer | Crypto Enthusiast | Full-Time Strategist | Part-Time Degen

[Zovar @ethertrader]

"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past."

[Tekee @Tekeee]

You in April

[Justin Mihaly @JustinMihaly]

Men scared of testosterone and peptides are the ultimate soyboys

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

There’s a coming-of-age moment when you realize 90% of people are lazy and retarded

[Top 1% Men @dtop1percentmen]

thoughts on this

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

another late night vibe coding.

chasing generational wealth has never been easier, only costs your mental sanity and $200/month.

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[tim. @ygg0f]

lock in.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Every male's timeline

- Play multiple sports young
- Quit all but one
- Get into gaming
- Fat ugly chud phase
- Broke
- Wanna be rapper
- First time broken heart
- Find out gym
- Foreign chemical abuser
- Discover finance
- Addict to gambling

[_aestheticprimal_ @aestheticprimal]

if tobacco bad, why we have nicotine receptors?

[daedalus @BasedDaedalus]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.

we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job.

then coding comes up.

she goes “yeah i code”

my soul did a hard restart

i’m like oh word “what do you build?”

she says

“mostly vibe-coding rn”

and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number

but unfortunately i was built in a lab

i go:

“ok define vibe-coding”
“claude code or codex”
“cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts”
“you got git or just vibes”
“tests?”
“types?”
“deploy?”
“rollback?”
“you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict”

she starts laughing like i’m joking

i was entering forensic mode.

she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works”

i say “works where”

she says “like… on my laptop”

i say “so localhost cosplay”

bro.

and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm

the vibe died instantly

DIED

flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod.

i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github”

she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders”

DESKTOP FOLDERS

i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance.

her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech”

and i accidentally say

“she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention”

she goes “wait no i made a website”

i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help”

SILENCE.

like biblical silence.

they walked away. she did not look back.

my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened”

i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it”

he said “so?”

SO???

i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’???

she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow

zero tests
zero repos
zero shame
infinite vibes

could’ve had her number

but she now knows i respect source control

and honestly that’s worth more

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[eric @defyneric]

if you recognize this screen your probably a millionaire rn

[voided @voided]

Every finance person needs to watch this

[alexei @alexeixbt]

i will be rich
i will be rich
i will be rich
i will be rich

[Ilya Kazakov @ilyakazakov]

NFTs Are Forever ❤️

[tim. @ygg0f]

morning, nerds.

[Karan @karankendre]

So you're telling me a vscode clone can not only review my code but also test the feature on a cloud computer and send me a demo video of the whole process

[Johnie Homeless, EuroR3tardio @Johnie36149708]

My wife clogged the shitter the other day.

I called the plumber, some 63 year dude.

When he was done I asked him: Why don't you use a RAG vector db on your own vibe coded app to onboard the clients and increase ARPU.

He looked at me like a cow, had no idea.

We are so early.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

What’s stopping you from coding like this ?