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@TheLastApple_ hmmm I'm pretty sure I have a voucher for a free replacement morty around here somewhere.....

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taking my morty to the park and giving him lots of treats and chocolate before his big appointment tomorrow😊❤️

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@YourAverageGus it's okay. all mortys go to heaven

[morty •᷄ , •᷅ ) RATE LIMITED @mortythinkr]

why. why do you wanna know this information. hello. answer me. hey. HEY!!!

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@RickestPrime lol yes the re build a morty!!

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is there a place in the citadel you can go to get your morty euthanized

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evil morty quickly corrected his behavior here because he was scared of getting put down

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@twirrick24vvgjr @mortyismykitty ohh well if you ever get tiktok again I can dm you my username! I don't really have any rickorty mutuals on there and would like more

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I got my first "is this rickorty" comment on an edit today... not telling.!!!

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@twirrick24vvgjr @mortyismykitty I've never actually made a real rickorty edit... I'll have to change that soon

[lurk @ethicalemrick]

just follow the signal (alt)

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you're not as clever as you think you are. I wanted you to find me #emrick

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fun date idea: hack into your crush's portal gun and leave the signal unencrypted so he can trace it back to your lair where you can capture his mind

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if you're delusional enough s1 has emrick in it too

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evil morty comparing his and rick's relationship to tom and jerry is so funny. yeah they're both the cat and the mouse

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@mortypees tsym🥹

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scoreboard #emrick

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the only way he could keep the most powerful man in the universe forever without him leaving and without getting hurt

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I want him to take it home and keep it in a terrarium where it remains functioning and aware at its basest form. maybe he talks to it every now and then like a little house plant. that would be really cute

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if evil morty won what would've he done to rick's brain? he's already scanned it. there's nothing novel about it anymore. he already has all the knowledge and memories he could ever possibly need from a rick. I know realistically he would've just destroyed it but...

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I'm beyond my years now but in a senile old man way

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I always hated it when people told me I was mature for my age as a kid simply because it was not true at all. I was just quiet and had a difficult time expressing myself