ndha putra

Sementara cuti jadi Juventini.

[ndha putra @Ethindha]

Forget? @paulpogba

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

kata-kata ini sekarang?

1. Dulu bilang parsel, sekarang HAMPERS
2. Dulu bilang termos, sekarang TUMBLER
3. Dulu bilang bekas, sekarang PRELOVED
4. Dulu bilang ngamuk, sekarang TANTRUM
5. Dulu bilang loak, sekarang THRIFTING
6. Dulu bilang pagar ayu, sekarang BRIDESMAID
7. Dulu bilang ngerumpi, sekarang SHARING
8. Dulu bilang coklat pramuka, sekarang MAHOGANI
9. Dulu bilang sederhana, sekarang SLOW LIVING
10. Dulu serabutan, sekarang freelance
11. Dulu bilang utang, sekarang paylater
12. Dulu bilang gak punya duit, sekarang IN THIS ECONOMY
13. Dulu bilang kumpul kebow sekarang living together
14. Dulu bilang ikut-ikutan, sekarang FOMO
15. Dulu bilang pamer, sekarang FLEXING
16. Dulu bilang gaya-gayaan, sekarang AESTHETIC
17. Dulu bilang norak, sekarang TOO MUCH 😆
18. Dulu bilang pelit, sekarang FINANCIAL AWARENESS
19. Dulu bilang ngirit, sekarang MINIMALIST
20. Dulu bilang banyak alasan, sekarang BOUNDARIES 😂
21. Dulu bilang nganggur sekarang bilang gibran
22. Dulu bilang 19JT Lapangan Pekerjaan, Sekarang 19JT Pengangguran

[WatchmenID @WatchmenID]

langsung masuk watchlist karena premisnya menarik bangetttt wkwkwkwkw 😭

intinya nyeritain aktor super berbakat yang populer di mana-mana, lalu sebuah hal aneh terjadi yang bikin semua orang mendadak ga tau siapa dia wkwkwk

[ndha putra @Ethindha]

@theFJEN @Gazzetta_it Spalletti complained that the players brought in were too young. His wish may be granted with the arrival of a veteran player aged 37.

[Pesona Senja @gelorasenja07]

Lampu mati jangan dibuang dulu, bisa kita beneri secara mandiri, simak videonya ya sampai selesai !! 🥰

[Ivy @kingsivy130]

Family Guy explaining Game of Thrones in six and a half minutes 😭😭

[about dry grasses @unfilmdesude]

4K
https://t.co/7kzkcqqlKs

[OMMI 💚 @siregar_najeges]

Sebuah video yang memperlihatkan kepiawaian seorang ibu pemilik warung kelontong dalam menyusun strategi pengambilan keuntungan menyita perhatian netizen.
Netizen pun menyarankan agar beliau dilibatkan untuk melatih para manajer Koperasi Desa (Kopdes), daripada para manajer tersebut harus mengikuti pelatihan militer.

Bgmn mnrt anda?

[★ @fhk_71]

🦖 The End of Oak Street (2026)

🎬 Genre: Sci-Fi • Adventure • Thriller
⏱️ Durasi: 1 Jam 39 Menit
📅 Rilis: 14 Agustus 2026
🇺🇸 Negara: Amerika Serikat
🎭 Cast: Anne Hathaway • Ewan McGregor
🎬 Sutradara: David Robert Mitchell

[ُ @maj_e67]

لا تقنعني ان كرة القدم في هذي الحقبة هي نفسها كرة القدم بالوقت الحالي

ياخي حتى وقتها الاعبين كانوا فحول
هل شي تعرفه من احتفالاتهم من قتالياتهم بالملعب

تحسهم خادمين جيش ما يلعبون كرة قدم

الحين اللاعب يستلم 150 مليون ويالله يركض ومزاجي

[folkative @insidefolkative]

Konten kreator Aa Juju ungkapkan kekecewannya setelah ia beli mobil listrik cash.

Aa Juju mengaku sejak awal sudah menyampaikan ke sales bahwa mobil tersebut akan sering dipakai untuk parkir paralel.

Namun setelah mobil dibeli, muncul sejumlah kendala. Mulai dari fitur fast charging yang tidak bisa digunakan, hingga informasi dari orang bengkel bahwa mobil tersebut ternyata tidak disarankan untuk parkir paralel.

Saat dikomplain, sales yang membantu pembelian mengaku tidak mengetahui soal aturan tersebut. Aa Juju pun sempat terlibat adu mulut dengan sang supervisor.

[HELLO RENATA @HELLORENATAAA]

Mobil nyaris 700juta aftersalesnya kayak gini?

gw yg nonton ikutan stres njiiir 😭

yg sabar ya AA JUJU semoga cepat nemu solusi utk mobilnya.

[PB© @pbdesigntricks]

Digital portrait creation 👩‍🎨🎨

[zhi h @zhih23900443]

金珍妮的奶头未免太黑了

[Feliora @RishuaVR]

Seedance 2.5

Prompt:
Main subject: young Indonesian woman, early 20s, natural everyday appearance, faded mustard-yellow oversized cotton t-shirt, brown high-waisted linen wrap skirt reaching just below the knee, simple brown leather slide sandals, thin gold stud earrings, dark wavy hair in a messy low bun with loose wispy strands framing her face. Realistic warm brown skin texture, minimal natural makeup, warm and approachable demeanor. Maintain consistent identity, clothing, hairstyle, and appearance throughout the entire video.

Location: Authentic Indonesian residential neighborhood (gang) during a calm late morning. Narrow paved alleys, low-rise houses with open front terraces, terracotta roof tiles, potted frangipani and bougainvillea, laundry on bamboo drying racks, parked motorbikes along plastered walls, overhead utility wires, banana and coconut trees casting dappled moving shadows, quiet tropical residential atmosphere. No modern stores, billboards, cafés, or crowds.

Visual Style: Ultra-realistic documentary realism. Genuine candid behavior. Natural body language. Unscripted slice-of-life feeling. Strong environmental authenticity. Rich real-world details and believable human motion.

Camera Style: Early-2000s consumer DV camcorder aesthetic. Friend casually recording everyday moments. Heavy handheld shake, imperfect framing, frequent autofocus hunting, lens breathing, exposure pumping when moving between harsh tropical sun and deep alley shade, occasional motion blur, subtle rolling shutter, mild digital compression artifacts, warm faded colors, soft contrast, slight sensor noise. No stabilization. No cinematic camera moves. No modern color grading.

00:00–00:02
Outside a small house entrance with an open terrace. She sits on the low terrace step adjusting her loose hair bun with both hands raised. A light warm breeze moves loose strands of hair. She smiles naturally while the camera struggles to lock focus.

00:02–00:05
The camera follows her into a narrow alley lined with potted plants and plastered walls. She notices a neighborhood cat resting on a warm concrete ledge, crouches down, and gently pets it. Framing drifts off-center as the operator tries to keep up. Morning sunlight flickers through banana leaves overhead.

00:05–00:08
Small front terrace with a glass of sweet iced tea on a wooden stool. She sits relaxed on a plastic chair watching the quiet gang, casually brushing hair behind her ear. A motorbike passes slowly in the distant background. Handheld side angle with natural camera drift.

00:08–00:10
She turns toward the camera with a warm, genuine smile, gives a gentle nod of acknowledgement, then turns to walk down the tree-lined alley holding her iced tea. Recording cuts abruptly to black mid-motion as if the camcorder was switched off.

Audio: Hyper-detailed environmental ASMR binaural audio — crisp micro-sounds captured up close with high sensitivity. Crisp rustle of cotton fabric and linen as she moves, deep rhythmic cat purring vibrating close to the microphone, ice cubes gently clinking against the glass condensation, soft scuff of leather sandals on textured concrete pavement, dry banana leaves brushing together in the warm breeze, rhythmic faint sound of a sapu lidi broom sweeping fallen leaves nearby, water dripping into a terracotta gentong, distant gentle crowing rooster, faint muffled low-frequency hum of a passing motorbike down the alley. Pure natural foley textures, zero music, zero studio effects, zero narration, zero speech.

Goal: Authentic Indonesian neighborhood life captured like a forgotten home video from the early 2000s — candid, imperfect, realistic, warm, and deeply believable, with immersive environmental ASMR soundscape.

[Quotidiano Bianconero @QuotidianoBN]

⚽️ Edon Zeghrova, il limite da superare.

▪️NB: quando giudicate un calciatore, cercate di analizzare ogni aspetto.

▪️Zhegrova arrivò alla Juventus reduce da una pubalgia grave, trattata con intervento chirurgico e seguita da 9 mesi di inattività.
▪️Questo tipo di infortunio incide in modo pesantissimo proprio sulla spinta sugli appoggi, cioè sull’attimo in cui l’esterno deve saltare l’uomo e generare forza esplosiva per il primo passo.

❓️ Che infortunio aveva Zhegrova prima di arrivare alla Juve
▪️Pubalgia severa, insorta a fine 2024.
▪️Operazione chirurgica per risolvere l’infiammazione cronica dell’inserzione addomino‑adduttoria.
▪️Ricaduta dopo il rientro previsto ad aprile 2025.
▪️Ultima partita al Lille: 14 dicembre 2024, poi stop totale.

▪️Arriva alla Juve con condizione fisica “estremamente deficitaria”.
▪️Nei primi mesi a Torino gioca pochissimo, mai oltre 45 minuti, per evitare ricadute.

⚙️ Quanto incide la pubalgia sulla spinta e sull’esplosività
▪️La pubalgia è l’infortunio peggiore per un giocatore che vive di cambio passo, dribbling e accelerazione.
▪️Colpisce: Adduttori, Retto dell’addome, Inserzioni tendinee del bacino.
❗️Sono esattamente i distretti che generano: la spinta sull’appoggio
▪️la rotazione del bacino per saltare l’uomo
▪️il primo passo esplosivola stabilità dell’anca durante il dribbling
❗️Effetti concreti sul campo
▪️Ritardo nell’attivazione muscolare → perdi l’attimo per scattare.
▪️Dolore sugli appoggi → non puoi caricare la gamba per cambiare direzione.
▪️Instabilità del bacino → dribbling meno rapido, meno secco.
▪️Fatica nel ripetere sprint → calo di autonomia (infatti Zhegrova non superava i 45’).
❗️Perché è devastante per un esterno
▪️Il gesto tecnico “saltare l’uomo” richiede: appoggio forte sul piede interno, rotazione del bacino, spinta esplosiva del quadricipite + adduttorimicro‑accelerazione di 2–3 metri
▪️La pubalgia taglia esattamente questo gesto: puoi essere tecnico, ma non salti più nessuno.

📌 Zhegrova arriva alla Juve senza esplosività, cioè senza la sua arma principale.

[AREA MOVIE @area_movie88]

KUNG FU SOCCER: GONG FU NV ZU (2026)
(Judul asli: 功夫女足)
Tahun Rilis: 2026
IMDb Rating: 5.4/10
Durasi: ± 1 jam 46 menit (106 menit)
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sport
Negara: China / Hong Kong

[Juicy Lini @JuicyLini]

How to ice skate in one minute

[usman junami @UJunami]

Menurut kalian gimana guys?

[𝓙𝓾𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓸 @Juventissimo90s]

Juventus vs Palermo - Anime 🔥

Credit: Palermo Anime

[rak @blessedrak]

jendral...hentikan jendral 😭