mosco

I tweet music and sports. Purdue ‘23

[mosco @ethmosco]

i may brag a lil bit. Past year’s been big

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

buy the knock off soccer jerseys. who gives a fuck.

are you supporting Adidas or are you supporting Mexico???

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Just broke the news to someone Benjamin Franklin was never president.

Total disbelief on his end.
College educated.

Happy fourth.

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

This is so crazy and weird 😂

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[mosco @ethmosco]

@BarstoolBigCat Hell yeah

[Kirk Evans @KirkEvans0]

Conversation with gf:

Me: We bet a bunch on a guy to eat less than 70 hotdogs in 10 minutes
Her: that is so dumb
Me: no it’s going to be so hot they’re not factoring it in
Her: you think you’re the only one with a weather app?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

America.

[Django Gold @django]

oh god, not again

[barley @barleywheatling]

#eating da table

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The fact that Joey does this and then goes out and drinks like 20 beers tonight still amazes me. Absolute machine

[adam @rupertpubkin]

I liked when the minions screamed “toot toot”

[mosco @ethmosco]

@ComradeCowboy_ @therealIanKelly L

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Nice AI slop flyer. Lazy fuck

[CM Tusk @SirCMTusk]

Finally a height accurate Wolverine

[eric is dead @leonVSevildead]

The fact that Minions and Monsters is about falling in love with filmmaking and stopping at nothing to get your film made is much more important than you think as it’s releasing in a time where losers are teaching kids to just do everything with ai.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

SURPRISE GUEST FOR HANK ON PMT

[Sam Olbur @SamOlbur]

20-3 to 7-22 to 15-4. The 2026 Cubbies

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Hank stuck on an island at an all Philly wedding