ethan

[Monica @monicatrep]

Unforgettable weekend in Vegas to see queen @taylorswift13 🥹🫶🏼

[ethan @etholk]

The only way I could have been more insulted is if he had said I look like Mitch McConnell 🤮

[ethan @etholk]

Yesterday, a random man in the elevator told me I look like @TedCruz. To rub it in, he asked if I get that a lot.

[ethan @etholk]

update: got the jetblue flights i was trying to buy and also got taylor swift tickets so just chalk me up as another millennial complainer

[ethan @etholk]

jetBlue really went ahead and said let’s make ticketmaster look better by fucking up our cyber monday sale even harder than they did the taylor swift debacle

[ethan @etholk]

#NewProfilePic

[ethan @etholk]

inspirational

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

🤍— @TIME

[ethan @etholk]

just curious if anybody else’s gas and electric bill equated to INTERNATIONAL AIRFARE this month??????

[ethan @etholk]

@monicatrep otw to #SoFlo

[ethan @etholk]

do it

[jeej @jeeannbeeann]

Hey @CookOut do you cater weddings or

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Guidance counsellor.) https://t.co/8oOAzcuapv

[ethan @etholk]

when you have a dream and the whole premise is that you’re running through the woods thinking, “i hope i’m not getting my new vans too dirty.”

[ethan @etholk]

delete this before bae of hoco sees it

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

Teal Tuesday. Teal out Saturday. Everything is looking Teal. Coastal is the Teal Deal. Tits out for Teal

[ethan @etholk]

if i was straight it would only be so i could marry @kaceymusgraves and divorce her to get an album written about me

[ethan @etholk]

never trust someone with their phone set to military time who isn’t in the military 👀

[ethan @etholk]

@monicatrep @SpiritAirlines @FLLFlyer spirit went under last night

[Monica @monicatrep]

I asked Ethan to bring me a bottle of water to work... he accidentally scooped up a shooter of fireball with the ice

[izzeee @izzahvibeinnit]

i'm at the stage in my life where linkedin being down in basically heartbreaking

[ethan @etholk]

i just saw it again

[ethan @etholk]

license plate i was just violated by at 8:30am: ICNSDU