Elizabeth Thomas

(mrs.) chanandaler bong

[tess ४ @virgxsun]

why is everyone bald?

[Elizabeth Thomas @ethomas016]

@michelleeaso who let you have a Twitter account. Elon wouldn’t approve of this behavior.

[Elizabeth Thomas @ethomas016]

all arguments trying to disprove the center of the earth need to watch the movie Journey to the Center of the Earth. why would they film a movie there if it wasn’t real.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. Further, if love is primarily commitment, then you can only really love at your expense.

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

[normol driver @KK_is_my_name_]

getting coffee is like going clubbing now

[Bobby™ @KingBobbyDeal]

Tamela Mann’s voice that’s the tweet.

[goddesz 🦋 @deszj]

I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Jason Derulo just fell down at The Inauguration

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

What does your life say to others about what you believe?

[ana. ✨ @DaTBoss_AngelR]

McGraw-Hill trying to figure out how to whitewash this as we speak

[kelechi 🇳🇬 @yaboyykel]

UH Casa Testing Center

[charlie @chunkbardey]

putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

[Elizabeth Thomas @ethomas016]

big things happening in our country

[Elizabeth Thomas @ethomas016]

@_saraVarghese_ still relevant

[Elizabeth Thomas @ethomas016]

i hate @_saraVarghese_

[Will Keible @WillKeible]

I learned this morning that my parents’ unconditional love expires on New Years Eve.