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All work, all play.

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Win a trip to Greece with the Kasandrinos Olivecado Giveaway. Enter Here https://t.co/EK8eIoGGA5 https://t.co/hwkVp3enZN

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Quarterly update: still jaded, now competing in fit Oompa Loompa beauty contests, & heading to med school. What a plot twist, life.

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Just went to a chipotle without chorizo. Never take anything in life for granted 😭

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In love with Von Miller 😍🐔🐥 #chickens

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Either I'm a giant pussy or teeny tiny sesamoid extraction surgery is no joke.

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If I was without a home I would 100% live in balboa park. So many hiding spots. #sandiegomusings

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188.53, you've got to be fucking kidding me #mangold415 #holyshit #HOWISTHATHEALTHY

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@NatsFreshhh Amazon!

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Seattle y'all drive slow AF

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So disappointed in SI Swimsuit. It's like not even goal worthy now :| #latetweet

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Truly baffled by the number of dumdums that think macro grams and serving size grams are interchangeable.

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Lace is crazy AF

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@united I would like to rebook him on flight UA542 & UA459 on 1/20 from IAD > DEN > SAN. Please let me know if you can do this. URGENT.

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@united an extension for his giant, 700 srs kennel. Those need to be custom made. Why the sudden change? ZERO issues before. Xtra $250 now.

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@united awb: 016-49141282 suddenly decided his ears were 2 big 4 crate. He's flown 2x before, same size. Was told to go to Petco to get 1/2

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FURIOUS with @united #petsafe for not letting Eddie on his flight from IAD > SAN. He's flown 2 other times, no issue.

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I think people enjoy flipping out more than trying to be a rational, critical thinker #antivaxxxGMObigpharmabigag

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Just seen ppl flipping out over G Mills buying out Epic bar. Having audited some of their suppliers, it's ironic & funny #bigagisntalwaysbad

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Spending the weekend binge watching @nathanfielder #NathanForYou has been my best life decision thus far #deadpanlvlexpert

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There should be a support group for "Guys Against Heavy Filter Use" #idontreallylooklikethis… https://t.co/XCla7bKsH7