Erin Toland Allen

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Hey guys— just wanted to let you know that the influencers and TPUSA are absolutely lying about the existence of footage of Tyler Robinson (or any person for that matter) assembling the gun on the rooftop.

That footage does not exist.

Save this tweet. It will age well.

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

Just finished my yearly re-read of My Name is Memory by Ann Brashares. I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t care about a sequel anymore because as it is, it’s one of the most perfect books I’ve ever read. @AnnBrashares I hope you’re well! ❤️

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

Damn, man. The beginning of season 2025 feels like it was written by @shondarhimes.

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

@AnnBrashares just saw the website and read what’s going on with MNIM2 and that’s so disappointing but I’m just glad to know it exists! Don’t forget me if you release it as an ebook!

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

Nicole Kidman’s character in #ThePerfectCouple on @netflix is just a more sinister version of her character in #BigLittleLies. Greer 🤝 Celeste.

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

I want to celebrate the work of one of my favorite humans @justinbaldoni by seeing #ItEndsWithUsMovie but I also don’t want to support #BlakeLively after the unwarranted smear campaign she has launched against JB. Super torn about it. I think BL underestimated the Baldoni love.

[Kalie @Kalie623]

One of the boys in my PE class just yelled “Caitlin Clark” as he took a deep 3. We’re in a new era people.

Everyone watches women’s sports.

[kevin kempt @Kevin_Kempt]

this is fun #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway #BBLDRIZZY @MetroBoomin

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. got some sick rhymes about debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

does that man look familiar to you

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

OG #SexAndTheCity was so wonderfully unhinged sometimes.

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

Am I the only person who hates saying “oh I saw this on TikTok” so I’ll just say “I read somewhere” to make myself sound smarter and not so chronically online? 😂

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

@thejoeywright Hey there! I’m choosing not to be offended that you called me old. 😉

[Erin Toland Allen @etoland16]

Insomnia is wild. I can do the absolute most to try and fall asleep but my brain is just like “sleep? No. Best I can do is overwhelming you with anxiety that will render sleep impossible.

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Everybody checking twitter to see if facebook is down for everyone else #facebookdown

[Sarah ✨ @sarah_fender]

I need another episode of #AmericanNightmare because wdym Andrea was the intended victim, and the ex of FBI agent David Sesma who doesn’t want to investigate…???

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If only all cops were like this queen. #AmericanNightmare

[MR. THÏÇKÛM§ @MegannSalazar]

When Detective Mustard said “sometimes women who have a history of being molested reenact it FOR THE THRILL”????? #AmericanNightmare

[PopCultured @PopCultured___]

WHY ISN’T ANYONE INVESTIGATING THE FBI AGENT SESMA?! Who used to date Andrea the intended target?? Does he have ties to Matthew Muller??? Does he have motive to dismiss this case?? It’s disgusting how this was all handled. #AmericanNightmare

[Asha Stone @AshaleaStone97]

Promote this woman to the head of the @FBI !!
#AmericanNightmare