Ethan Franco 🗑

People only like me for my dogs. My dogs only like me for my food.

[Ethan Franco 🗑 @etoneitup]

Neat just got hacked. Someone is sending scam links in sms from my profile

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Manifesting this

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

In my book, every day is National Ice Cream Day.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

I have rewired my smoke alarms to activate whenever they do NOT detect smoke.

This allows me to confirm that they are operational at all times.

Fire departments are not necessary.

[Flea @flea333]

Rooting for Ethan

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

having coffee#

[Gustavo Rivera @NYSenatorRivera]

Ar@@r@@rhrr@r@ghgbbrbrb@rb@bb@b

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

we used to be a country, a proper country

[Dax Flame @TheDaxFlame]

If you were born in 1996 you are somewhere between 24 to 26 years old now. (please retweet)

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

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This isn’t Wordle, but a damn fine coffee.

[chris person @Papapishu]

Getting David Lynch to do an NFT is elder abuse.

[Phil Elverum's Archived Tweets @PWElverum]

use your illusion to

[Dax Flame @TheDaxFlame]

I believe that next year I will be able to get Smoothie Madness on TV (please retweet)

[Ethan Franco 🗑 @etoneitup]

Ok google
Move! That! Bus!

[David Crosby @thedavidcrosby]

I love trees ...I love trees ...I love trees
Especially redwoods

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

remember what they took from you

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I heard it's #NationalDessertDay

[Phil Elverum's Archived Tweets @PWElverum]

Dear diary,
Online purchases to make tonight:
underwear
work pants
kerosene lamp

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t