Ellie Hebert

[Ellie Hebert @etwiglet]

@Phil_Sledge

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

I told my American cousin this is what police cars in Scotland sound like

[Ellie Hebert @etwiglet]

@DeputyGrocott Yes and yes

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Easter is spending Friday thinking it’s Saturday, Saturday thinking it’s either Friday or Sunday, Sunday thinking it’s Saturday, and Monday thinking it’s Sunday.

[Ellie Hebert @etwiglet]

@twinklresources @lyndseywhite05

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[David Litchfield @dc_litchfield]

Well, twitter/X, this is quite the teachable moment isn’t it?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

List of reasons to have a cup of tea:

-You’ve received good news
-You’ve received bad news
-You’re thirsty
-You’re tired
-You’re cold
-You’re under the weather
-You’re bored
-You need a break
-To make up after an argument
-Because someone else is having one
-To be polite
-Because you’re back from holiday
-Because biscuits are dry
-Because it’s a day ending in Y
-Just because you want one and you don’t ever need a reason so actually just ignore this list

[Ellie Hebert @etwiglet]

@DeputyGrocott Fajitas

[Fr Paul @revpaulwhite]

Leap Days ought to be Bank Holidays!

If the year is going to be extended by a day we ought to use it for something fun, and it's only once every four years.

Whose with me?

[Frank Bruno MBE 🇬🇧 @frankbrunoboxer]

So last night 35 years ago Mike Tyson & I had our first fight it was an amazing atmosphere but the better man won on the night but I rocked him! Seems like yesterday where were you watching it? Someone once asked me where I was when Mike Tyson fought Frank Bruno and he was really serious I said I was there! The man looked at me and said you were really lucky to get a ticket ----funny

[Ellie Hebert @etwiglet]

@sharrond62 My cocker is far too intelligent… can’t fool her with this one. No fun whatsoever 🙄😜🤣

[Chopsy Bristol @ChopsyBristol]

If your child needs an EHCP before they transition to secondary school, the best time to apply for that in Bristol is about six months before you get pregnant

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Fabulous. That’s 2x gold from our women at the world champs in Doha

[Victoria @MrsSTeaches]

Year 6 teachers, you need this book! It’s so beautiful and a great level of vocab for UKS2. Lovely explanation of the history of the Earth. I love how Baker-Smith builds in comparison to all his books too, just like your recent thread @MorgsEd.

[Richard Earl @RichardEarlIFA]

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[Dave McPartlin @dave_mcpartlin]

We had our first Story Raid this week and it was BRILLIANT!
They're a Swedish concept where several storytellers arrive at a school together: staff know what’s going to happen, but pupils have no idea. Each storyteller knocks on a classroom door and walks in: “Sorry to disturb you but I’m looking for people to tell a quick story to. Can I tell one to you?” A 10-minute story follows, before the storyteller leaves as suddenly as they came. This is happening all over the school. A ‘storyraid’ is in progress!
You can do them yourself or @Dominicjk and @emilyahennessey can point you in the right direction.
https://t.co/pv4dLZKPBK