Softcastle McCormick

girl, idk lmfao she//her

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

nothing but respect for MY president

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@ricemilkhotel This is hilarious and also exciting

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@maikerukeni @quenblackwell @jumanjiplayer This video got me all teary and then I scrolled down to this damn comment 😂🤣 Took me the fuck out

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@analogousturtle @SweetDreams_Pod 👀

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@doggydaycare420 @jumanjiplayer if only there was a way to convey the longness of Jonzoni

these still cute af tho

[THEE EXECUTIONER @MUSEUMOFTERROR]

I present to you...my silly little performance of my silly little rap, Curse Of The Glock Master/Witch Of The Northern Trill. Please clap.

[Sweet Dreams @SweetDreams_Pod]

Hey y’all we don’t have a network and we’ll never run ads on the show so we put together a patreon to cover monthly expenses and equipment costs. Even $1/month helps. If you can’t afford it right now, help spread the word! We would really appreciate it. https://t.co/JuszMsAOtM

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

Genuinely can’t wait to shave my head and convince Trent to tattoo a big alligator on my back

[HONEY B. @ITSBCHRIS]

Kaavia is destined to be that girl.

[Sweet Dreams @SweetDreams_Pod]

New Episode is up! New art from @SablingArt is up! Patreon is up! New website is up! Follow the link tree in our bio for all the content. Let’s gooooo!!!

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

I love going to Lowe’s and embarrassing myself

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@ElviraMACABRE I’m buyin the whole lot 🥺🐸🧡

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

@analogousturtle @liljimmyhat Erica wins, you peasants.

[weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr]

Valentine's Day is so commercial, let's not lose track of the real meaning of this special day

the day native Hawaiians stabbed British Captain James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 14, 1779 ❤️❤️❤️

[kara jackson - debut album gyal @fridahalo]

they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album

[Nick Angel @Nick_Angel]

Someone develop an app that filters out any mention of Taylor Swift across any of my social media and streaming platforms and I’ll love you for life.

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

Saw a tweet about root beer on tap and now I’m thinkin about how immaculate Vernor’s on tap would be

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

Oh no. It’s over. IT’S HERE. Why did I accidentally manifest this dilemma for myself?

[Softcastle McCormick @eudaimoniass]

I have so much shit to do in the next few months. So, as much as I want this Stardew update for the switch to come out...maybe it’s best if I have to wait a few months longer.

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Little kids are obsessed with garbage trucks because they love powerful unions