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[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

This is such a universal truth. https://t.co/djgYVcqLOG

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

[VickyDarlin🌹 @coffeeprince]

#mundanedreams dreamt that my cellphone data provider was being bought out and I was contemplating changing providers 😐

[Q @eudyptula]

@GeorgeTakei the country needs to hear your voice on this. thank you.

[Q @eudyptula]

Look at my knitting. Look at it. https://t.co/t2s63Jv2VB

[Q @eudyptula]

@haddy yay!

[Q @eudyptula]

Comparing the last two mittens of my advent calendar, you can see that it's easier for me to maintain… https://t.co/zt6OExfvCW

[Q @eudyptula]

@AnnykaV stripe it with a neutral

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@rainydaygoods @mattyglesias nope, just vitriol.

[Q @eudyptula]

@mattyglesias @rainydaygoods facts? we don’t need facts.

[Q @eudyptula]

@anianiani @krstnms yes. unfortunates.

[Q @eudyptula]

@TheSaisquoi the realest evidence yet that the man has truly gone bonkers

[Q @eudyptula]

@anianiani @knitmegster @krstnms they are not that flavor

[Q @eudyptula]

@megknitficent @knitmegster @krstnms nope. just checked.

[Q @eudyptula]

@krstnms who the fuck is she?

[Q @eudyptula]

@joeycomeau @jeanbees Canada, where Americans go to have tantrums.

[JennyPentland, GED @JennyPentland]

Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.

[Q @eudyptula]

@DisneyKnitter @knitmegster @krstnms What about masons? they run shriners hospitals.

[Q @eudyptula]

i think the refugee resettlement agency here follows the “say no the first 3 times” doctrine when it comes to volunteers #CALLMEBACK

[Q @eudyptula]

@TheSaisquoi @sarahpink @krstnms but to be fair it’s not like I had any great eagerness before that whole thing happened, either.