Eugene Katz 🇺🇦

Dungeons &
Dragons &
Cribl &
Tai Chi &
Karate &
Podcasts &
Road Trips &
Costco &
Old Russian Jokes

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

I'll be there. Hope you can make it!

[Cribl @cribl_io]

🍴 Is long-term compliance data retention eating up your budget?

You could store 10TB+/day at a fraction of the cost!!

At our Cribl Pit Stop OVERDRIVE in Boston on September 8th, learn proven methods for audit-ready retention and retrieval—plus see how others solve the same challenge!

Register now: https://t.co/kh8FRfmgwu

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Happy International Happiness Day https://t.co/a328v5ghuD

[Cribl @cribl_io]

Big news to start your Tuesday! Cribl has been ranked #1 on @Forbes' Best Startup Employers 2025!

Since day one, we’ve been dedicated to building a generational company where employees thrive and customers always come first. This recognition is a testament to our incredible team, our commitment to innovation, and our relentless focus on giving IT and security teams the choice, control, and flexibility they deserve for their telemetry data.

Learn more about this award: https://t.co/wiRwRjrHc5

[Cribl @cribl_io]

🚨 Are you losing your mind trying to keep up with the latest in telemetry data management 🚨

We’ve got you covered! Join us on January 14th for a webinar diving into the trends and predictions for 2025. Discover what’s coming next in security and observability—and how to stay ahead of the curve. 📈

🗓️ Save your spot now: https://t.co/1rhSB7TVYW

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Tai Chi for health... and board breaking. We're not breaking boards in class, but Join us on Jan 9 https://t.co/pmFSB5L4NE

See the rest of the presentation https://t.co/Jnt8GECfJK

#taichi #taichichuan #taichiforhealth #boardbreaking #martialarts

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Never mind the data volumes:
a) How did you get into my house to take that picture?
b) Do you have any solutions for the more important problem of managing my fridge?

My fridge doesn't auto-enforce lifecycle policies. Offloading to frozen storage isn't solving the problem either

[Cribl @cribl_io]

Is this how finding data in your analysis system feels?

Security teams are drowning in data, struggling to find the signal in the noise. With threats coming from all directions, it’s like searching for a needle in a haystack.

Cribl helps you navigate the data deluge:
✅ Filter out the noise
✅ Handle massive data volumes
✅ Transform data into actionable threat intelligence

🔗 Learn how to take control: https://t.co/9glo00VGVz

[Cribl @cribl_io]

Is this how finding data in your analysis system feels?

Security teams are drowning in data, struggling to find the signal in the noise. With threats coming from all directions, it’s like searching for a needle in a haystack.

Cribl helps you navigate the data deluge:
✅ Filter out the noise
✅ Handle massive data volumes
✅ Transform data into actionable threat intelligence

🔗 Learn how to take control: https://t.co/9glo00VGVz

[Cribl @cribl_io]

Cribl’s turnkey data lake

Easy to store. Easy to explore. Easy to afford.

Here’s what you’ll gain with Cribl Lake:

💰 Save significantly on downstream costs
💼 Flexible and transparent pricing
📉 Reduce operational expenses
🔍 Easily explore your data

🔗 Learn more about how Cribl Lake can transform your data strategy: https://t.co/WHAg0RwySM

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

C'mon @NPR ! I got NPR+ to stop hearing ads, and I'm still hearing ads for NPR+. Yes, I also wanted to support NPR, but part of the point was an interrupted listening experience :(

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Wow, my Google AI subscription didn't even last a day. Asked Gemini Advanced to plan layover itinerary, and it hallucinated landing time, and then took 15:35 as 15:35 PM, which in it's "mind" means we can make an 6 PM activity. Cancelled. Free ChatGPT did so much better.

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

It's been a month since I opened Incident 4084018 when @DnDBeyond preorder bundle cancelled the physical PHB. I still don't have anything except automated responses which dodn't address my problem. Multiple requests for follow-up all ignored. This is beyond ridiculous.

[Cribl @cribl_io]

The CriblCon Pit Stop is heading to New York on Tuesday! Join us next week to explore our product roadmap, hear our vision for the future of IT and Security data strategies, and participate in a technical lab with our team!

Register: https://t.co/XOWtyDu9G7

[Cribl @cribl_io]

Earlier today, Cribl’s CEO and Co-Founder, @clintsharp, joined @technology with @EdLudlow and @CarolineHydeTV to discuss our $319M Series E round, why IT and Security teams worldwide are choosing Cribl’s products, and how our customers are building a scalable data management strategy that lets them stay ahead of data growing at 28% CAGR while budgets do not.

Watch the full interview here: https://t.co/JnDL45qlsO

[Cribl @cribl_io]

👏 WHAT 👏 A 👏 DAY! 👏 A huge thank you to the @Nasdaq team for helping us celebrate this milestone!

We’re incredibly excited about our new partnerships with @GVteam and @CapitalG! A heartfelt thanks to GIC, @IVP, and @CRV for their continued support of our mission in our Series E round! None of this would be possible without our amazing employees, partners, and all of our investors. #LetsGOAT!

[Cribl @cribl_io]

We’re continuously enhancing Cribl Stream with powerful new features like TCP syslog load balancing, Teams, Members, expanded Open Telemetry support, pipeline profiling, Stream projects, new sources, and destinations, along with usability improvements like smoother version upgrades and improved global navigation.

But that’s not all! 💡 Each release also includes “smaller” hidden gems. Check out 10 of our favorite lesser-known Stream features that you might not know about:

https://t.co/ZPkPzUNCM3

[Cribl @cribl_io]

What are IT and Security teams looking for in 2024?

⚡ Efficiency
🔄 Flexibility
🎮 Control

With Cribl 4.8, we’ve introduced powerful new features across our portfolio to help IT and Security teams easily tackle large-scale data challenges.

Join us on September 12th as we dive into the latest features in Cribl Stream, Edge, Search, and Lake. Register now to secure your spot—and don’t worry if you can’t make it live, you’ll receive the on-demand recording: https://t.co/la0Yev3Wp4

[Cribl @cribl_io]

🏎️ BIG News for MSSPs and MDRs! 💨

Meet Workspaces, a new feature of https://t.co/gDEmQoT6dn that enables you to create multiple isolated instances within your organization. In short, https://t.co/gDEmQoT6dn is now multi-tenant! Learn more 👇

https://t.co/hOwWAFkToM

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Sun, Jul 7 we tried to catch sight of herons nesting at dawn with variable success, went on an underwhelming scenic train ride, and made the rest of the drive to Pittsburg to set down the camper. Then ate sushi, and got an updated photo of us overlooking the city #katzcrawl2024

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Home. Still have some catching up to do post-wise. #katzcrawl2024

[Eugene Katz 🇺🇦 @eugenekatz]

Sat, Jul 6 was a day of rest. Strolled around Ann Arbor and relaxed with family. As we were getting on the road towards the evening, we noted how nice it was to have a recharge day after so many days full of activities. #katzcrawl2024