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[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

My crush ignores me the way I ignore an App's rating request.

#karma

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

@RailMinIndia @SWRRLY my family members are traveling in the Thrivandrum Jan Shatabdi Express (12075) which is currently delayed by almost 4 hours. Since they are traveling with kids it will cause them inconvenience to travel to their hotel at such late hours, kindly take action.

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

କେଉଁ ରାବଣ ଯେ ଇନ୍ଦ୍ରପଦ ଲୋଭେ
ଲଙ୍କାପୁରେ ତପ କରେ,
ସୁରପତି କୋପ ବର୍ଷା ରୂପ ନେଇ
ଖେଳ ପଡ଼ିଆ ରେ ଝରେ ।

#IndiavsPak
#AsiaCup2023

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Chheli (Goat) aisa lao ke 3 log usse kukura ( Dog) kahe.....

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Aisa kya kardiya yaar🙂🙂🙂

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Finding a Po*nstar who look exactly like your crush is a whole new level of "ବାଘ ନଦେଖିଲେ ବିଲେଇ ଦେଖ"....

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Govt Sources/ IMD- So there is this disaster coming, but nothing to worry, as it is not that harmful, just be prepared...

Odia News chanel studio VFX team-

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

It feels illegal to know about these 20 websites:

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

When your toxic GF is impressed because you saved her number as "Date" but deep inside you know she is a real ଖଜୁରୀ ଗଛ

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

@Sachin_Odisha @c_medy_redefind ଏତିକି ଭିତରେ ମାଡ଼ି ଆସିଲା ପଡିଶା ଘରର କଲେଜ ଯିବା କିଶୋରୀ । ଅତି ଶ୍ରଦ୍ଧାର ତାର ବିଲେଇ କୁ ମୁକୁଳେଇ ନବ ବାଉଁଶ ବେତ ର ଗୋଟେ ଦି ପାହାର ରେ......

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

@Sachin_Odisha @c_medy_redefind ତେବେ କୁକୁର କଣ ବିଲେଇ ର ଶିକାର କରିବ ??? ସୃଷ୍ଟି ଆରମ୍ଭ ହେବା ଦିନରୁ ଦୁହେଁ ଦୁହିଁଙ୍କି ଦେଖି ଯେତେ ଭୁକା କି ବୋବାଳି ଛାଡ଼ି ଦାନ୍ତ ରଗଡ଼ିଲେ ବି ଖାଦ୍ୟ ଖାଦକ ସାଜି ନାହାନ୍ତି । ତେବେ କଣ ମାଛ ଖଣ୍ଡକ ପାଇଁ ଝଗଡ଼ା !! କୁକୁରର ବି ତ ମାଛ ସଙ୍ଗେ ଛବି ମୁଁ କେବେ ଛବି ବହିରେ ଦେଖିନି । ଏ ବୋଧେ ଜୋର ଯାର ମୂଲକ ତାର ପ୍ରସଙ୍ଗ।

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Me- Bapa mora gote pet darkar... Mo pain kukura chhua gote anidia...
Bapa- ok....
*Next Day Brings a chheli chhua*
Me- ye Kan ??? mu ta.....
Bapa- kukura
Bou- Kukura
Bhauni- kukura

Me- thank you so much Bapa🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

You know why Raja is so close to Odia people, when you say "Tamara ta Raja Chalichi" instead of "You are having the best days of life".

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Sanga- Dekh Bhai se jhia Saha 1st time Katha hauchu, dekhiki Katha habu and keep it simple..
Me- Ok...
........
She- Hi...
Me- Tama Gharu Ama gharaku Savitri Bhara re Kan sabu asiba ???

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

*future*
Me(to my wife)- kidhar Jana nahi hai tumhe ??, Koi kam nahi hai ??
She- nahi, kuchh bhi Nahi hai....

Me- *creates a situation for which she has to go somewhere,
Plays "Aaj Jane ki zid na Karo"*......

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Twadda ଲୀଳା, ଲୀଳା...
Sadda ଲୀଳା କିଳା...

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Phir ???
Phir kya hua ???

Phir Apne moholle mein IPL 2021 aayi....
Wo...oooo...ooo...

#RCBvsSRH
#IPL2020

[NASA @NASA]

🌔 ICYMI... using our @SOFIATelescope, we found water on the Moon's sunlit surface for the first time. Scientists think the water could be stored inside glass beadlike structures within the soil that can be smaller than the tip of a pencil. A recap: https://t.co/lCDDp7pbcl

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Saw my ex wearing "karma is a bitch" t-shirt, us bichari ko hypocrite bhi Nahi bol Sakta...itni English Kahan aati hai usse....😓😓

[Jyoti Jena @euslessfelo]

Others watching IPL- Jofra is an Awesome bowler....
Mo Bou- Alo sie kete Suna pakeichi, 10 bhari Ra haba bodhe.....