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[DJ @TxForever]

Legit can’t even care bout other college football games today.

My team went from 4-0 & #1 to 4-2 and headed to the Fresh Brisket on the Board Buccees Bowl man.

I hate my life

[@austinchittim @austinchittim1]

I’m about to drunk text the big 12

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Best days of the year:

5. Christmas Eve
4. July 4th
3. AFC/NFC Championship Sunday
2. any Saturday in October
1. Thanksgiving

[John Fadule @fadule_]

The plan:

-gym
-6 beers
-Indiana-Ohio State
-grill cheeseburgers blasting Dolly Parton
-4 more beers
-Alabama-Tennessee
-get randomly nostalgic for Junior Year of High School
-heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII
-45 minutes getting fire to start
-order pizza
-take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and crisp Fall air exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Isaac Meyers @meyersmedia_]

sure, expand it to 24 teams...

but you'll NEVER take away our memories.

2006-2023 (the most MAGICAL era of college football)

[Coopuhr ⚡️🔱 @Coopuhr]

the exact ranking of every fast food chain ever

you can argue but you’re wrong

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Weekend checklist

Got my ass beat ✅
Wasted $500 on going out ✅
Got smoked on my cfb bets ✅
Got ass ❌

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

tell her Mike Evans still doing it

[evac @evacayy]

@defytalkcowboys I think I’m okay with waiting

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

NFL RedZone but hosted by Tony Romo and he’s plastered

[Konnor Griffin Lover @KonnorGLover]

Fun fact: if you win 2 games the browns fan base will forgive u for raping at least 27 women

[Doug Benson, CPA @dougbenson47]

Took a practice exam in an empty classroom to simulate gametime conditions #visualization

[Keyser Söze, CFA @Jerry4Gambling]

Had a range session so bad yesterday I called Mizuno customer service to verify the serial numbers on my irons

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga really waltzed in there talmbout "rev up those fryers" like he owned the place

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cam Skettebo trying to show JJ McCarthy around the NY Giants practice facility

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

Men used to go to war now they check their sleep score to decide if they can take on the day.

[Lt. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell @PeteMitchell87]

When did we get so woke? Need some new drinking buddies so #hmu

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

JACKSON KOIVUN IS HIM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Roy “Bricked” Jones CPA, MBA @BrickedJones]

Horyyyy shit michergan roverines noooooooo

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

"Dad what were those first 2 drives of the cowboys defense vs the ravens in Brazil like before they turned into mega dog doodoo again"