Eva Goellner

Somewhere in between Peggy Olson and Bridget Jones.

[✨🌿 @thelastofthenug]

I truly hope that Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl ruins it for men everywhere

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office.

Oscar nomination goes to … Ken.

#Barbie  #Oscars2024

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Oh I have a fucking hunch

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

when someone spells my name wrong in an email even though the correct spelling is right there in the email address and in my sign off and—

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

When you dream of being Blair Waldorf & Serena but you just have Cheeto stained fingers and a key board

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

1 glass of wine and I’m replying to Instagram stories like everyone is a close personal friend

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“Listen Frog,” said Toad. “How long have I been asleep?”

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog.

“Well then,” said Toad. “A little more sleep will not hurt me.”

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not gossiping i’m storytelling. like our noble ancestors

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

christmas is not about “giving” or “jesus” or “family” it is about me eating so much brie cheese that i get a stomachache and i have to lie down for a little bit but the second my body feels sort of normal i return to the kitchen to scarf down more brie cheese

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

The villain is the temperature inside the tent during chocolate week, everyone knows this.

[E Krebs, PhD 🧂 @SaltySicky]

A resource for anyone spending Thanksgiving with extended family:

[Eva Goellner @evagoellner]

@ris_shanx I’m pretty sure that is a child’s preferred way of eating

[Eva Goellner @evagoellner]

@CenturyLinkHelp I am going on 5 days with no connect due to an “outage” - repairs are continually pushed back. How am I supposed to work? Please help.

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Eva Goellner @evagoellner]

Going to be honest I don’t fully trust people who read self help books and I won’t be explaining further

[Eva Goellner @evagoellner]

@ris_shanx Welcomeeeeee

[Eva Goellner @evagoellner]

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