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[mariana @pastapilled]

yayyyy

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

turned 25 yesterday

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

This is just the plot of New Girl

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

do you know how embarrassing life is when you are not a Beer Girl? the utterly humiliating experience of sitting in the pub with a large group of people all drinking some variation of bitter piss and ur stuck up ass is sat there sipping away on a drink with a lime wedge in it?

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

of course i’m gonna put all my eggs in one basket??? what’s the alternative, carrying like 12 different baskets for each egg? that’s impractical, i would look like a fool

[Tam Louchia 🪩 @tamerawallwork_]

I’ve got one. Why do girls have to pay tax

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

forced to reevaluate not being bothered by mother's day after getting my thousandth "🚨ARE YOU TRAUMATISED BY OUR MOTHER'S DAY MARKETING EMAILS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD😪? CLICK HERE➡️ TO UNSUBSCRIBE " email

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[Harrison Brocklehurst @harrisonjbrock]

Nowt makes me feel older than whatever the hell is going on with kids and this drink

[Cher @cher]

Hi

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

my therapist: how are u?
me: im ok how are u?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former UK health secretary Matt Hancock suspended as a Conservative MP after joining cast of ITV's I'm A Celebrity https://t.co/2GKwuD4Tdn

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

"i can't believe she made him our special family salad" is both the silliest thing in the entire world and also completely emotionally devastating and i fully understand both sides

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hey. those are my emotional support 42,732 unread emails

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

time to bring out last year’s colder month pants! i’m sure they all still fit exactly as they used to and that i will have only positive and affirming experiences putting them all on

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

LOVE!