Eva🇵🇸

20, she/her, feminist (anti-terf) & shitty film enthusiast

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[charlotte @antifaschomaus]

"leihmutterschaft ist ein sehr komplexes thema" schwangerschaft als käufliche dienstleistung die zur weiteren kapitalistischen ausbeutung vom weiblichen körper beiträgt als komplex darzustellen ist so ein absoluter liberaler opfer take

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

my favorite cousins

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[HB @hanabryanne]

remember when everybody pretended men were super obsessed with talking about the roman empire? what the fuck was up with that

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

kind of one of the most horrifying sentences written this century

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[yeehaw⁷ 𐚁 ♡ @lluhaw]

non german speakers will never understand the greatness that is the word “doch”. it conveys emotions that they’ll simply never begin to fathom..

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[osamaspend @yanggwibi8]

Machen Bundeswehr Soldaten eigentlich noch was anderes als Zug fahren

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

never make homer skinny again im so fucking scared