Eva Wayne

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[Blair @vanillabun777]

just relaxing in bed with the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[Eva Wayne @evamwayne]

@cherhorowiz I love being mentally ill baby bring it on!!!

[Eva Wayne @evamwayne]

Oh so I have this one too cool

[charlotte @CocoAndMoses]

What kind of mental illness is this

[27. @dimvji]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

[trash jones @jzux]

it gets better ❤️ it also gets worse but we ignore that part

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me

[Ash 🦉 @bokuaka_truther]

I knoooooooow I should be grateful to have a job in economy. I know it, I’m trying to feel it. But I’m so fuckin tired. Everyday there is some new horrible thing and I’m just tired. I need like a 6 week paid vacation

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[solé @layxsnv]

Noticed I was running low on car napkins. Guess where I’m going for dinnerrrr 😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Eva Wayne @evamwayne]

What is in the air tonight that is making everyone piss me OFF

[bray ⋆˚𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ @sapphoroan]

HANNAH EINBINDER PICK UP THE PHONE !!!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me need a cookie and a nap.

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Dude I don’t want life to be like this. The people causing this have names and addresses, they are well known. Something needs to be done, we all need to do it. This is not a livable situation.

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

Mikal Bridges announced his dog is on the float

[Eva Wayne @evamwayne]

Help these diehard @nyknicks fans, soon-to-be newly weds out!! @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani @NYCMayorsOffice @nycgov

[Katherine McCall @KatherineMcCal7]

@ZohranKMamdani @nyknicks @NYCMayor

The Knicks win their first championship in decades and somehow my fiancée and I end up on the injury report.

We had our Manhattan City Hall marriage ceremony booked months ago. Family is flying in from San Francisco and Chicago, including little kids, and both of our families planned to attend the ceremony and take photos afterward.

Four days before the wedding, we find out we’re going head to head with a Knicks championship parade, security zones, barricades, road closures, and hundreds of thousands of fans.

To be clear: we love the Knicks. We were at Game 3 of the Finals. We’re thrilled for the city.

But after months of planning, we had to scramble to find an officiant, move the ceremony to Prospect Park, and rework a day that both of our families had been planning around for months.

Our wedding season ended earlier than Boston’s.

Amazing problem for NYC to have. Tough week for it to be our wedding week.

And now we’ve somehow managed to miss both our City Hall wedding and the parade.

Mayor Mamdani and our beloved New York Knicks, if you’re reading this, surely there’s a clause in the CBA covering collateral wedding damage.

@ABC7NY @NBCNewYork @PIX11News @CBSNewYork @fox5ny @NY1 @nypost

[non-binary finals mvp jalen brunson @budgetzendaya]

day drunk mikal is such a blessing