Evan Forsch

co-proprietor of , visual artist, paranormal enthusiast, probably not a dis-info agent

[Evan Forsch @evan4sh]

Had my first 9/11 flashback this morning. Crazy part was EVERYONE felt it! #earthquakenyc #earthquake #Aftershock #wtc #PTSD

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Why @KeeblerUS why did you ruin Vienna Fingers?

The perfect sandwich cookie is no more! Farewell Vienna Fingers.

https://t.co/K9XpB9IeMv

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@rebeccabythebay Thanks for posting this alert! just got this scam offer in a text from Allen Campbell. claiming “I'm hearing impaired, i hope you treat me like any of your other customers.” Trying to guilt the Mark is classic scam move.

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@NoContextBrits Liz Truss!

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@AwTroon @NoContextBrits Looks like Charlie Rose in a Captain Kangaroo jacket!

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https://t.co/NxpUEIKDgT

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@beccasaltz OMG! I have the same chandeliers!!

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my dreams taste like root beer @Coke Dream flavor tastes like blue candy. maybe blueberry or a bad attempt at sour apple I took more sips than I would have liked before I figured it out - Sno-Cone!

[Evan Forsch @evan4sh]

#conspiracytheory
IF the missiles that struck Poland were from Russia NATO didn’t take the bait. I think they’d need incontrovertible proof to blame Putin who’s possibly looking for an excuse to escalate to nuclear

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@TracingOwls @red_pill_junkie @NoContextBrits Tarantula! No. Damn this is hard

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A lot of Schools were locked down in NYC yesterday & the only place reporting it is https://t.co/oUsm0zbifr!

https://t.co/ZlAn9Jg2Pq

@nytimes @NPR @NY1 @nypost @onthemedia @politicony @CityAndStateNY

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Hey @Stitcher why put podcasts like @BrianLehrer behind a paywall when they’re free everywhere else? Are you trying to push people away? I’ve been there. DM me. I’ll give you my therapists #.

[Evan Forsch @evan4sh]

@Uber_Support Much appreciated but the problem lies in your app not my phone. My phones got other problems

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Come on @Uber you can charge whatever you want but lying about it really puts a strain on our relationship #sundaymorning #emptystreets #nyc #uber #carservice #honesty #CorporateGreed

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Shortage of baby (girl) formula becomes a crisis - plenty of “sugar & spice” but world supply of “everything nice” close to zero #supplychain #economics #babyformula #BabyFormulaShortage

[Evan Forsch @evan4sh]

@Cheese_Ho12 I hope it picked you up at the airport

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#arresteddevelopment #bluth #elonmusk
#tesla #twitter #frozenbananas

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I heard that last week and can’t believe it hasn’t caught on. It’s the perfect moniker!

[Evan Forsch @evan4sh]

Trump supporters must now be called

“Vanilla ISIS”

@MollyJongFast @BradleyWhitford @AnnTelnaes @onthemedia @evandgoldberg @mtaibbi @pattonoswalt @TheRickWilson

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@mikegrau @Bondcliff2008 @gjcharlet 18 years later it is still the best 9/11 ever!