Evan

Jason Heyward jersey owner

[carl @CarlsBeef]

This guy probably sucks too

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Getting myself pumped up about the Bears having the No. 1 pick in the 2022 Draft and using it on whichever QB will turn out to be the worst in the 2022 class.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Some will point out that the Bears could’ve signed Dalton to a one-year $3 million deal last year instead of trading a draft pick for the right to pay Nick Foles more but those people just don’t understand football like the Bears do.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

No Bears today means I won’t have to question my existence at 2:55pm like every other Sunday with a noon game

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

5-1

[Evan @evan71300]

@MattSCoan Ugh

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

This sums up the Cubs: It's been 7 years since Brandon Kintzler struck out the side before doing it today to eliminate his old team.

[Evan @evan71300]

Can’t believe how fuckin cottonelle soft the Cubs are and have been. Need an absolute overhaul

[Evan @evan71300]

@starwart1 @OldTakesExposed “Cubs are officially dead” and “the dynasty is over” and yet they made the playoffs and won the division 🤨🤔

[Evan @evan71300]

Remember when you tweeted this @OldTakesExposed

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

The Cubs are officially dead. Their postseason hopes are done. The “dynasty” is over. All the Cub fans who have been fans since October of 2015 are jumping off the bandwagon as we speak.

The tides are turning. Chicago will be a White Sox town soon. Just the way it should be.

[Evan @evan71300]

@MattSCoan If Trubisky starts next week I’m boycotting

[Evan @evan71300]

Big Dick Nick magic only works if he comes in as a backup. Nagy playing 5D chess

[Evan @evan71300]

Bears should be forced to move back down to Decatur after that second half performance today

[Evan @evan71300]

Inject this weather into my veins

[Evan @evan71300]

Moved into college 9 years ago today. If anyone needs me I’ll be having an existential crisis under my desk for the rest the day.

[Evan @evan71300]

This is gonna be an unpopular opinion but I really miss life before covid

[Evan @evan71300]

Fridays used to mean somethin, man

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Companies be like “ Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product”

[Evan @evan71300]

Think it might be time to crack open a mother effin beer