Evan Bevis-Knowles

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Shut up you knob

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

I see a lot of females asking about the offside rule ...
here it is ladies 😉

#ENGGER

#WEURO2022

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

We need a national convention on how may times we’re gonna ad lib ‘so good’ in the Sweet Caroline chorus , is it twice or three times? Sort it out people. #MoreAccountability

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

I’ll typo some dumb shit like ‘dremfs’ and my phone will ask if I meant ‘friends’, like damn how did you know

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Anyone else addicted to sighing? Seriously underrated feeling.

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

“Enjoy the hundred, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, ECB. You ruined my team completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on a decent batting line-up.” @englandcricket

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Not being funny, with a track record like Henry VIII’s, why would anyone believe wife number three just ‘died’ 😑

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

This is not what I imagined ‘learning the true meaning of Christmas’ would look like.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[James Denton @Denton_james]

Gavin & Stacey are still the worst part of this show

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

😂 so true

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Firework displays are ruddy good entertainment, if you were born before 1912.

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Cash really do be monopoly money

[bill⚒️ @billy_grimmel]

Why has Sam Curran not been playing all summer🤷‍♂️

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

Keep your eyes peeled for flying pigs; Just got on a national express coach and the Wi-Fi is actually working 😱

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

For someone who plays so little sport, I should not be rocking the ‘PE Teacher Chic’ look with the gusto that I do 🤔

[Rob @Rob_Padfield]

The courteeners are just the 1975 for people who think crying is gay

[Dom Stirling @DomStirling]

Not sure what I'm enjoying more:
Stormzy's set
OR
How over the top offended certain people on twitter are getting at this 😂

#GlastonburyFestival2019

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

My Starbucks name is Terrence. Terrence orders a Caramel Frappuccino with an extra shot of espresso. Terrence enjoys hawaiian-style shirts. Terrence is actually quite lonely.

[Evan Bevis-Knowles @evan_bevis]

I always forget I’m actually paying Uber drivers - “Cheers for the lift, honestly man thanks so much”