Evan Hammond

I sing Opera.

it's not a joke, it's actually what I do.

[Evan Hammond @evan_ham87]

@HannahJamma Random woman walks on stage

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@HannahJamma Legendary

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Undergrad:
Dear (instructor), I will be absent from class today due to an unexpected illness.

Grad school:
Hey (instructor) I'm not coming because I don't feel like it.

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I said "we" when referring to LSU for the first time.

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Flying to Nashville and I wasn't sure I was at the right gate, but the majority of those waiting were hipsters so I went with it.

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I will never be over Hamilton.

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Daily complaints at the opera company:

I'm so tired.
My voice hurts.
We're out of La Croix.

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@Kenzy_J

[Kenz⚡️ @Kenzy_J]

Me and Madeline are at Olive Garden rn and in walks our GRANDMOTHER on a DATE. We got this entire staff giving us updates on them not kidding like everyone’s invested in this

Updates we’ve gotten:
They cute (we already knew)
They have good convo
He’s paying

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.... roots for the Cavs so he can get a free taco.

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Remembering the savage comments of 2012 by @kirstonliles this morning.

Me: "It says to list what diploma I'm getting... how do you spell "academic"?"

Kirston: "S. T. A. N. D. A. R. D."

[Sara Wilson @saraw3795]

Y'all like to talk about how weird AL is, but a man just offered me two raw ribeye steaks in a Taco Bell in Baton Rouge soooo

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When you wanna celebrate the win, but all your LSU friends hate you....

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Current mood.

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And geaux.

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last time I checked, making an $80,000 donation to a school over the course of 4 years wasn't a requirement to be a fan of the football team.

Roar Lions b/c I paid them, Gueax Tigers b/c they paid me,
Roll Tide b/c who gives a crap.

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@baustin_93 I live an hour from the superdome....

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The "troubleshoot" button. Has it ever really helped anyone?

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Just stop with the RIP. I believe in life beyond the grave.

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When you hear your aria in a Burger King commercial #figaro