evan

metric system enthusiast. if HR finds this, hi Ayla

[evan @evan_hrach]

Young people with anxiety to old people with blood pressure issues

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.

[evan @evan_hrach]

democratic peoples republic of Twitter

[charlie @chunkbardey]

grinding. working hard. eye twitching. focused. getting my shit DONE. eye twitching so much i’m actually worried. kicking ass and taking names. getting paid. eye spasming for almost minutes at a time. sending an email

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I could never get away with ignoring anyone asking me to do my job as consistently as my printer refuses to accept tasks from my laptop.

[evan @evan_hrach]

Only took a week to explain to my insurance that “Wyoming big”

[evan @evan_hrach]

Fuck I25.

[Hamish Mitchell @Hmitchell]

The national average for a gallon of gas is $4.17. A gallon of Starbucks coffee costs $16.80. Just saying

[ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻 @ADHDdesigner]

ADHD is having a major, life-changing revelation about something, and then just promptly forgetting about it.

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

what do we think about the continuity of 1/x and what do we say to those who say that this function is discontinuous?

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Not to brag but I can look at the weather forecast and remember it for up to 11 seconds

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

one of the more fun adhd things is when youre looking for a lost item and a specific memory enters your mind not of its location, but rather that you stashed that object somewhere stupid and lazy and that you were very faintly, yet distinctly, conscious of your folly at the time

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

The older I get, the more it feels like everything happened either last week or at least 20 years ago.

[evan @evan_hrach]

@emilee_robins Eosiniphilicexpialidocious

[Emilee Robins @emilee_robins]

Things I just don’t understand:
1.) how could we have robots take over world when 4loko exists
2.) how people are the way they are
3.) thermodynamics
4.) why I don’t have wings

[prance @bocxtop]

the worst thing u can do is turn 23