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[Drew Smith @drewmsmith]

Overall I’m a pretty decent person. What the Sixers have done to me over the last 10 years is a level of pain and humiliation I couldn’t even begin to explain

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

white people be like this is my dogs favorite Kubrick film

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[James Harden @JHarden13]

#iconfess i love beautiful women!!! not just looks but personality

[ev @evan_internet]

in my prime

[ev @evan_internet]

@dramaticcclown them

[ev @evan_internet]

im from new jersey i just want to eat a sandwich in my car man

[ev @evan_internet]

I know my boy paul been itching for that american girl drop for 30 years

[ev @evan_internet]

he drove a red F-150

[ev @evan_internet]

Meeting a guy whose profile picture on Facebook is an American flag at Cherry Hill Ford to sell him a framed replica of The Constitution for 90 dollars

[ev @evan_internet]

@baaaaartt @AnythingBagel he thinks Eric but im on the fence about that

[ev @evan_internet]

@AnythingBagel I feel a little weird about it cause theres only one person named Evan but 2xing Eric as well makes me feel better

[ev @evan_internet]

@dramaticcclown

[ev @evan_internet]

I woke up as Evan, released a song with my buddy Evan this morning, went to work with my friend and coworker Evan, now on my way to jam with my longtime pal Evan

[jos @josiahhughes]

thank you Kurt

[ev @evan_internet]

@dramaticcclown good point

[ev @evan_internet]

when i was 17 my dad took me n my sister to firefly & instead of going to watch the music he just stayed back to hook up with one of the ladies in the campsite next to ours and when we'd come back to the tents he would tell us to call her "new mommy"