Evan Moritz

I'm young, I'm handsome, I'm fast, I'm pretty, and can't possibly be beat.

[yeet @Awk20000]

Ethan Klein reacts LIVE to his 30 day Twitch ban for playing the Hasanabi content nuke on loop

“Omg! It got banned for encouraging and glorifying extreme violence…that’s Hasan’s content nuke that’s on your platform that he didn’t get in trouble for”

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

HOW BOUT THEM BOYS UP FRONT!!!

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

GNX
https://t.co/h9NaZaivRd

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

CNN:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office https://t.co/GJwsmfBvZg

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Let me know when Noah Lyles can edge an Orange @Gatorade for 45 seconds

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Just remembered this

[Durag al Gaib @TheDuragGeneral]

Nobody:

Kendrick Lamar whenever Drake raps like he’s tough:

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

Activision pushing water bongs, marijuana, ‘Get High’ levels, drugs, and $100 camos on gamers…

…but they remove Nickmercs skin for him saying ‘leave the kids alone’.

Activision is ran by a bunch of idiots.

Biggest suit and tie phonies in the industry.

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

"We're gonna need you to guard Jokic"

Cody Zeller:

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Huh ?

[Evan Moritz @evan_moritz]

@AnnaBalanovich

[Evan Moritz @evan_moritz]

@AnnaBalanovich I’m a st?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

This JJ Watt speech after the Texans lost another game will forever be one of my favorites.

Every single word. Nothing but the truth.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Great tweet.

[Andrew Green @AndrewwGreen]

@espn The league is changing. How do you give up a shooter and only get back a big??? No draft compensation??