evan

Queer Non-binary, 24, Hot when I want to be.
Here for a long time not a good time.
they/them/theremin

[anna @annnnabarnes]

Me in my suburban Utah AP US History class

[evan @evan_odd]

@TomeyBones So excited for this development in the servimatic cuntiverse!!!

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i recognize that i am unpleasant to be around when i’m overstimulated

[Melissa Capriglione @mcapriglioneart]

what do you want

[evan @evan_odd]

Actually, I'm not going to move over to the next lane after a cop has pulled someone over. Oh, you feel unsafe officer? How sad. 😀

[emma @do_not_test_me]

need to banish the gut reaction i have to everything as ‘i’m in trouble’. phone buzzes, i’m in trouble. someone gets my attention at work, i’m in trouble. its awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse

[ethan @lil_eath]

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

[Andrew @RuRuRunIt]

Stop 👏🏽 saying 👏🏽 homophobic 👏🏽 men 👏🏽 are 👏🏽 secretly 👏🏽 gay 👏🏽 sometimes 👏🏽 straight 👏🏽 men 👏🏽 are 👏🏽 just 👏🏽 bad 👏🏽 people 👏🏽

[Katie Marovitch @KatieMarovitch]

“Brat” summer? It’s not for me. I’m actually being extremely well behaved this summer.

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

gentle reminder if someone is initiating a difficult conversation with you it means they really value you and want you in their life & not that they secretly hate you

[evan @evan_odd]

It's ridiculous how much political campaigning has become "[insert different politician] needs to be taken down and that's why you need to vote for me." It'd be like going into a job interview and opening with "I could beat up the other interviewees if you hire me."

[evan @evan_odd]

@TomeyBones Andrew Lowe could be fun? 😳

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

we joke but for real laughing at trump supporters and telling republicans how weird they are is actually a better strategy than wagging our fingers and moralizing at them. they do not care about morals, that doesn’t work— but no one likes to be laughed at