𝐸𝑣𝑎𝑛 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛

A guitar-playing, eclectic Jew & sales-oriented working professional who has enough student loan debt anxiety to find the most unfunny stuff on Twitter funny.

[𝐸𝑣𝑎𝑛 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 @Evan_tually]

The modern App Store sucks:
(A thread 🪡)

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[Josh the Editor @JoshEdits]

Sony fucking SOLD you a disc drive separately… and then took away your discs.

You aren’t mad enough.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Every liberal gotta start a 4th of July
post with an “America’s not perfect” LMAO what a sad existence

You are pathetic 😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Honestly, our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

The great irony of Sony's PlayStation disc scandal is that Sony literally co-invented the CD, the DVD, and the BluRay and actively worked to popularize them all in different ways.

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Seeing this made me realize The newer generation of consoles have such shitty Dashboards man

[Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) @realrabbilinda]

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup.

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[TBAG @TBagGamingYT]

Jailbreaking the PS6 will become priority #1 when it launches

Because remember: if buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

GTA VI being the final video game is probably for the best

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Ragebaiting someone on PS6 then reporting their account so they get banned and lose 1000s of dollars worth of games forever

[Bullpen Clown @nunchukdave]

Planning my bachelor party for November

I’m not getting married, just feel like the fellas need to let loose a little

[ᴛeo🌴 @Mattdek_]

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

Yeah T-Mobile just lost me. How are you going to retire a phone plan customers agreed to, to force us to pay more. Is it not a contract?

[Trey @TomahawkinNole]

If not for the World Cup, we’d currently be in the deadest of dead periods for sports.

[scar @imfat]

hot take: 8 hours of gaming is better for you than 8 hours of doom scrolling

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Won’t be shocked if this is the last gta game