slopo topo-chico, PhD

habitual line stepper // 6’2” bc apparently that matters //

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

it has come to my attention that this does not mean taking a trip to the chiropractor

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

damn i have GOT to get my back blown out

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

this place went to shit while i was away

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

imagine having to delay retirement because i went to the gym and took a nap

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

office jobs are so funny because youll be successful in your career and some 27 year old moron named evan will put that all in jeopardy

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

@MAN_themuffin i have a salesforce mug in my house and still have no clue

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

south philly lets goo

[Conrad Benner @StreetsDept]

Did you know that Philadelphia is home to a historically unique mural by the legendary Keith Haring?

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

@sideofgabagool @MAN_themuffin i dont need ped’s my hate is enough!

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.

[punch-kun defender @dom__dotty]

The first person to ever boo had so much hate in their heart. I could only wish to be that hateful one day

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

@cj_bello11 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

@abruz11 @Foursquare sign me up!

[zac @glickzac]

fun fact: elon got fired from being the ceo of paypal (a company he bought, not invented) for being too annoying and in his separation agreement he included a clause that said paypal had to list him as a founder anyways

[Pizzle @MAN_themuffin]

Woke up a hater (again)

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

elon musk get cooked in a tesla like a rotisserie chicken challenge

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

@abruz11 honestly may say goodbye to this app forever soon

[David Abruzzese @abruz11]

Reminds me of this

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

huge day for ugly guys

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dua Lipa and Jack Harlow are dating, Page Six reports.

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

this would be an incredibly useful feature to have but since @SEPTA despises its customers i doubt we would ever see it @PhiladelphiaGov

[Ben your friend @mon_coss]

RIP Angelo Badalamenti. Will always be amazed that the MIDI piano roll for "Laura Palmer's Theme" is actually twin peaks.

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

i post a lot of stupid shit here but i sand by this through and through

[slopo topo-chico, PhD @evanalmighty234]

we need to organize a boycott of ticketmaster and airbnb those greedy bastards are thieving all of our money away