Steamed Hams

I consistently roll ones in Mario Party

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

Karens when they find out Adult Swim has ADULT in the title

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

“We listen and we don’t judge” the face I’m judging with #WhiteLotus

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

@BillNye out here lookin like he just demolished the gauntlet @firstwefeast

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Let’s normalize screaming in the morning like fucking roosters

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

His & Her Maalox 💗

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

Christmas needs to chill

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘snerdle’ (18th century dialect): to wrap up cosily beneath the covers and hold off the day for a little longer.

[trash jones @jzux]

call me humpty dumpty the way I am having a great fall

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

Can’t a girl order a bagel 6 years ago without being creeped on?!

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

michael cera i have the role of a lifetime for you.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Jayson @rangerjayfilm]

Sept 30th Oct 1st

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Happy October 1st

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When you fart and see someone sniffing the air aggressively

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me looking at the self checkout camera as I scan a TV as a banana

[Steamed Hams @sideofgabagool]

Not a good week to be named Danny

[hoagie @sexyhoagie]

my coworker asked if I used serum on my eyelashes... no, I told her, just my tears