Mr. Mistoffelees

28 years of age. Railroad, Taco Bell, dirt bikes, father of Toad. nstagram: ewayne_11 Snap: ewayne11

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Happy Turkey day 🦃🕺😂

[Football @BostonConnr]

“Dad, what were 4 lokos like?”

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I would get all the way to the top, then realize I left the new bulb on the ground.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Spectacular drone footage captures tower climber Kevin Schmidt climbing 1,500 feet (457 meters) high over the South Dakota plains while being filmed by a quadcopter. Kevin shows us what it takes to change a lightbulb on the top of a television broadcast antenna — so that airplane pilots can see and avoid it 🧗‍♂️🫣

He’s climbed hundreds of towers during the past eight years, in dozens of states, through every season, sometimes in 60 mph winds.

(Via: Prairie Aerial/YouTube)

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@JordanBlnknshp Absolutely not!

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@leviporter6 @shootermcgavin Just absolutely absurd 😂😂😂

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Why don’t women’s sports have male cheerleaders

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@leviporter6 I’d be good for 3 pitches at 76 mph sign me up

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@leviporter6 Yes

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Wish I could be watching Levi watching this game rn. Hands are on the head. Pacing begins now.

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Surprised he didn’t get fined for targeting.

[ESPN @espn]

Bobby Wagner stopped the fan who ran onto the field 😳

(via @cameronsalerno1)

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Naming my second child Albert. Regardless of gender.

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Well shit

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If Albert reaches 700 I’ll get an image of him sitting on top of the arch with a giant set of nuts dangling down tatted across the entirety of my back.

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Albert.

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Albert I swear

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I’m fasting today so I can save money by getting smashed off fewer beers at the @ChaseRiceMusic concert tonight. Adulting at its finest.

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I took one year of human anatomy in highschool and my self diagnosis of a shoulder injury was correct opposed to my doctors assumption. I’m a wizard. I am a fully functional Steven Hawking.

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@jserb83 Far Oaks over in O’Fallon. Very fun course.

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Shot a 69 today at a pretty tough course. Which means my next round out I’ll shoot a 98 at redhawk and want to kms. I love golf.

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If Albert reaches 700 I’ll get an image of him sitting on top of the arch with a giant set of nuts dangling down tatted across the entirety of my back.