Kibet

@ChelseaFC , Rock Head

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Huyu msichana alipeleka mtoto jana kwa baby daddy, akarudi jioni the husband alikua amemngoja.

Ni kama kulishikana kidogo huko kwa baby daddy, wife alipeana waonje.

Sai wife ako hapa ward fighting for her life as the man is in police cell.

Amerix has been warning us about starting the game 1-0.

You are not Jesus, you can't save her.

Simps FC trailing 2-0 at home against Sharp FC.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Kuna jamaa nimekuwa nikiskiza for the past 5 minutes hapa kwa local, then barmaid anakuja kunishow ni mwendawazimu (he doesn't look like one) sasa siyuko sure if this guy has unlocked a whole new level of consciousness ama mimi pia ni wazimu because I thought he was making sense

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday, Super Frank! 💙

[Kibet @evancesenior]

@evenmaina @polo_kimanii 😂😂😂

[Mwalimu Eric. @_MwalimuEric]

A lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal beings.
You are a Kenyan , living in Nairobi, no special talent or skill , fuel is ksh 200 , rent is skyrocketing everywhere, Teacher's are earning 17k a month. Ruto is the president and Duale is the cs health Trust me you are closer to being homeless or dead than driving that 2025 gle.

[Eric @amerix]

The west condemns polygamy but praise homosexuality.

They give homosexuality good names like 'love wins', 'freedoms' , 'rainbow love'.

They give polygamy bad names like 'cheating', 'infidelity', 'unfaithfulness' and 'dishonesty'

What a paradoxical view of human existence.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ni kama soko ya madem Ni chafu saizi. Market imejaa wendawazimu. Kama uko Na mtu wako, stick Na yeye.

Field iko Na damaged people ajab.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentence by Van Gogh hits hard:

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

What we call 'good luck' is almost always just someone else’s generosity, trust, or insight. You don't need a miracle to change your life; you just need to be in the room when the right bridge is built.

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Mimi ni wa COVID, huyu ni Ebola”

[David @king__davie]

My sister was once among a group of 5girls who sneaked into the staff room & ate teacher’s bread. The school informed my dad of her 5-day suspension &he calmly agreed with the principal’s decision.For the next 5 days, Dad came home every evening carrying an entire crate of bread

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

My favourite photo of the night!!!

[Kiki @Njoki_Njanja]

Being cooked by an airport is wild😂😂😂

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

If Eze had been at Crystal Palace, he would have won a European trophy by now. 😂😂

[CFC Plays @CFCplays]

🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Arsenal received £30M in prize money for finishing second in the Champions League, but will pay Chelsea £35M for their role in achieving this with Kai Havertz, Noni Madueke, and Kepa. 💀🔥

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

He will go home tonight and blame himself for that L and it will affect how he shows up next szn. We just need EPL strikers to whisper “Your hairline ain’t real” every time they get a 1v1 with him.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

I’m gonna have to step up my game after witnessing this legend

[Kibet @evancesenior]

Saka with only 4 passes😂😂