Evan Johnston

Why waste sandwiches time when you can just make sandwiches directly?

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@BrodaNoel @vercel (You might have to remove/disable your spend management cap in billing settings first)

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@vercel took my projects down due to what seems to be an on-demand spend budget bug, and their expected response time is *2-3 weeks?*

Don't host your stuff on Vercel, y'all.

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@BrodaNoel @vercel I was able to unpause them myself -- go to https://t.co/j8y1MIWJdz for each project; there should be a banner at the top which allows unpausing

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@vercel Update: @Vercel team is aware and working on a fix. https://t.co/8WKPm032wh

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@YouWishYouLived @vercel That's brutal, hope they can resolve for both of us soon.

I get that no SLA = slower response, but 2-3 weeks has me looking at alternatives.

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@NLRG_ The consent of a polycule's members ___ decided democratically and that's ___.

Don't like how the vote came out? Whip better next time

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@ReallyRadley Yeah, I've mostly been working in Typescript the last couple years, and I miss knowing exactly what's going on in memory.

That is, I miss the illusion of knowing, which persists right up until I run valgrind.

Maybe if I go back to lower level stuff I'll try Rust.

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@wildernessExpat @PiquantParvenu I never understood how people enjoy running. I'm glad they do, but it doesn't work for me.

It's not good fit for every climate, but biking makes it really easy for me to hit calorie deficit, even when I don't want to.

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

Genders be role-in'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@Aella_Girl @MaddyMorphosis I really didn't think they put people like me on TV, and if I feel that way...

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@Aella_Girl I lightweight had that experience with @MaddyMorphosis on RuPaul's Drag Race.

There's plenty of representation of ~cishet white dudes, but Maddy felt unusually relatable in his earnestness, aesthetics, and social interactions.

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@OstavNadezhdu Meeting 1: come up with 3 ok names

Meeting 2: 1 good name

Meetings 3 through 11: frantically scramble to find something, anything trademarkable

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@ronaldotrancoso I'm pretty sure @LadyCamden is also responsible for this show rating on Plex

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@Virtual1nstinct We are all that bitch, and we are all our own girls

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@ellaquencex Sending you all my energy tomorrow so that A. you are successful in your goals and B. I can embody large himbo vibes

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@ZachWeiner Holy shit my next production of Swan Lake is gonna be AMAZING

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@parafactual Not publicly! What you do in the privacy of your own home is between you and your computer tho

[Evan Johnston @evandjohnston]

@parafactual Broke: reading the man page

Woke: googling your actual question

Bespoke: doing the thing in python instead