absolutely wild how you hit like, 25, 26, and suddenly within the space of about 2 weeks 99% of the abstract philosophical issues you spent the first quarter century wrestling with just kind of slip from mind like castles made of sand fall into the sea
the most pressing question i have about world war 1 is, if everyone was popping their heads up to shoot machine guns out of trenches, why did nobody just put a mirror on top of their helmet so they could aim without lifting their head up
you're gonna have to deal with my insipid codepoasting as i gradually dig up ancient github repos i originally made as notes to myself which i can now autocomplete the exact text of through copilot
hello my dearest mutuals. today i present you: a site which lets you search for old pixellated to fuck GeoCities GIFs
https://t.co/UKb25cW6Mf
tomorrow? who knows
just heard someone on TikTok who sounds *exactly* like the Google Cloud TTS Finnish voice. wife "oh that's just the lapland accent" like do you realize how weird that is???? that's like if canadian accents were considered the default for english!
i'm a simple man, i wake up on a saturday morning and make a big pot of soup and then slowly bathe myself in it to reenact the veggietales crucifixion sequence
talking my wife into printing fancy cards that say "๐จ๐ธ๐พ ๐๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ท๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ญ..." on them and nothing else and sending them to all of her old colleagues from art school