Evan Fleming

Composed of stardust

[Dennis Reynolds @AnEroticLife]

Jesus had, like, the best abs. He had the right idea. He knew: no pain, no gain.

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

My dog has no clue that whales exist

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

@alwayssunny

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

Even when it's cloudy shitty weather in oregon I know my Wednesdays will always see some sun. Stoked for the new episode #AlwaysSunny

[Charlie Kelly @Its_Charlie_Day]

Dayman should win a Grammy

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

Hi-Chews are the best candy in the world and if you disagree then you've obviously never eaten them as intended #HighChews

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

The party at summer and dee tonight should be dee themed rather than summer. Then I can dress as a big bird and black out. #alwayssunny

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

I'm not high

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

Why are booty calls and butt dialing so different?

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

So much snow I feel like I'm in motha fuckin Scarface

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

When a guest asks you if you.know where her kids are and then proceeds to name off all six off them... #utah

[Evan Fleming @evanescentflems]

Since space is infinite, I am, theoretically, the center of the universe.