Evan Grandstrand

A person on the Internet.
(as if we don't have enough of those)

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

Northern lights were out tonight.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Don't worry. Food is woke.

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@iamyourfarmer "We have investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong."

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@iamyourfarmer Rats know when to get off the sinking ship

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

True 4D chess is starting a war to open a strait that was already open and losing trillions of dollars in the process.

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

Old school tractor pull 🔥

This fire-breathing OG 110 hp Case IH Prairie steam tractor is straight up dominating the track!

Nothing beats the raw power and sound of a vintage steam engine.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Realizing my entire net worth is in the hands of a man who treats global conflicts like a hobby that you eventually become bored of

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

RIP Chuck Norris. Everyone should watch Invasion USA, nearing Death Wish 3 levels as one of my favorite hilariously and psychotically nasty and evil right wing 80s action films.

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@BalloftheWild Bullying works

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@iamyourfarmer AI art is my guess. Why pay a real artist when you can write a few prompt words and "good enough". The AI probably saw pictures of combines with the extra long augers that fold over and tried to incorporate that.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

I love free speech

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@mocornfarmer He was convicted in Romania, to do that, you have to be flaunting in front of the authorities that they aren't going to do anything about it. To the point where the authorities will do something because you handed them the easiest slam dunk case.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Kid Rock was doing some of the worst lip-syncing I've ever seen. It's like he forgot how his own song goes. Incredible.

[1926 Live @100YearsAgoLive]

WJAZ Radio in Chicago challenges the US government’s authority to specify operating frequencies by dressing its staff as pirates and sending the subsequent photograph to Washington, DC.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Sunday Leader, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, February 20, 1898

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

They lost the only war they fought.

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

if there’s anyone who springs to mind when i think of rules that preserve the integrity of the sport and player safety, it’s sean payton

[Evan Grandstrand @EvanGrandstrand]

@farmer_average @iamyourfarmer @vikesroyal I think they want to say *raw* milk but what lawyers are left have probably said "Absolutely Not! You will get people killed"

[Morgan Godvin @MorganGodvin]

Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:

- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.

- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.