evanrhook

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me 🎶 LGB with the T 🏳️‍🌈 DMs are for sliding into 😘

[evanrhook @evanhook]

Post-gym glow.

Helped along by what felt like a cardiac arrest.

And the sunset.

And a filter.

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@MagicalV31610 It does. But it also looks absolutely nothing like that 😫

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Nudes are outdated.
Send me a video of you
reading out loud so
I know you’re not dumb.

[James @james_r2912]

Far too much enthusiasm… @jet2tweets

[Paul @greasydunlop]

I know people like to vote for joke novelty parties at every election.

But 997 seems particularly high.
#makersfield

[evanrhook @evanhook]

Who’s gonna tell him…? 👀

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Congratulations, @AndyBurnhamGM, Labour’s new MP for Makerfield.

Voters chose Labour’s campaign of hope and optimism over division and hate.

[Chris Doyle @Doylech]

Imagine an MP trying to do that. I mean say for example the MP for Clacton trying to become a PM for example....

[Praise @tufpraise]

I'm sorry who the fuck voted 'no'????????

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@nextlevelrobbie -slop is the new -gate 😫

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

So 4 in 5 are normal and quite happy with a diverse population.

Not a great win for the far-right, is it?

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

now rename the Duke of York’s the Sir Ian McKellen theatre

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@TwinkTheory Revolution.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@Chris_Ince So jealous. This game was so good - I wish I could play it for the first time again 😭

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@fufu_da_hoe Wet Cigarette would be a fucking awesome name for a band 👀

[Tom @tomwhx]

"He is the Prime Minister that is fit FOR THE MOMENT"

Straight out of The Thick of It!

[South Stand Pies @SouthStandPies]

If you ever wonder how dumb the reform MP’s and councillors are…..

……they are now patting on a sandwich believing it’s going to upset someone.

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@PopBase Maybe he should stop bombing places then

[evanrhook @evanhook]

@allypallyxcx Saw this and immediately thought of @rorysutherland - an excellent example of the unknown being more painful than the wait

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

If you’ve chosen to live in the centre of the greatest city in the world, expect the nightlife to match.