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[Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin]

Air traffic controllers already work one of the most stressful jobs in America. And now their pay increase is being used as a bargaining chip by the Trump Administration.

Our air traffic controllers deserve better.

[evan @evanillayo]

who are these delivery drivers always on the phone with

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

[evan @evanillayo]

imagine having so little going on in your life that the Super Bowl halftime show has an impact on your week

[evan @evanillayo]

trevor noah is painfully unfunny and uncharismatic

[Bullpen Clown @nunchukdave]

Homeless dude doing a fent fold in front of the snow plow… NYC’s Tiananmen Square

[evan @evanillayo]

@Jyates5 It’s not our job to police the world. We have no right to go into a sovereign country and kidnap their president. Bad guy, yes. Doesn’t justify it nonetheless.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

She's 86.
Has been in Congress for 37 years.
Made over $200 million while in office
Filed to run for re-election in 2026.

[evan @evanillayo]

yes let’s ramp up the war on drugs that’s shown so much success over the last 50 years

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

📹 ON CAMERA: This morning, President Trump ordered a strike on a narco-trafficking vessel affiliated with Designated Terrorist Organizations headed to America and loaded with enough drugs to kill 25,000 to 50,000 PEOPLE off the Coast of Venezuela.

BE WARNED!

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I know the Bears are bad but it’s only been 1 game!

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

JD “I don’t give a shit” Vance says killing people he accuses of a crime is the “highest and best use of the military.”

Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?

Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial or representation??

What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial.

[evan @evanillayo]

people who wear shoes on carpet should be shot

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Lindsey Graham is 70 years old and has zero children or grandchildren. Just loves war.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

more like waymo flammable than i thought theyd be lmao

[evan @evanillayo]

can you freaks stop buying each other mothers/fathers day presents because you’ve owned a dog for 6 months

[evan @evanillayo]

what the hell

[evan @evanillayo]

Been rocking a Free Ross shirt for 9 years. What a beautiful day.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Ross Ulbricht has been pardoned by President Donald Trump

[evan @evanillayo]

imagine being so anti-Trump that you unironically defend Red 40

[evan @evanillayo]

a friendly reminder