Evan

[Evan @evaniscool]

@WhiteHouse I doubt he could physically perform that task

[Evan @evaniscool]

@mchooyah Aren’t you the guy who lied about killing bin laden?

[Evan @evaniscool]

@SStricklandMMA Oh the fucking CTE idiot chimes in. Great

[Evan @evaniscool]

Omfg hahahaha

[Evan @evaniscool]

@KenCook_KC @OldUncleEllis Are you that insecure?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Why does he keep waking up?

Go to the light old man. Go to the light.

[Evan @evaniscool]

@patriottakes It would be better if there was no air for either of you to breathe

[Evan @evaniscool]

@adamcarolla All I know is that you’re a bitter fucking has-been. Fuck off dickhead

[Evan @evaniscool]

@girdley This is horseshit advice lol. Do not do this.

[Evan @evaniscool]

@SchnurreZueri @atrupar Shut up cunt

[Evan @evaniscool]

Don’t get my hopes up

[Mike Brock🇺🇸 @brockm]

I believe Trump died at about 8:40ET on Monday, for what it's worth.

[Evan @evaniscool]

If you’re still a Trump supporter, you’re one of the dumbest cunts that has ever lived.

[Evan @evaniscool]

Fucking cowards

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Not one reporter stood up for Kaitlan Collins while that orange asshole berated her.

They should all be fucking ashamed of themselves.

[Evan @evaniscool]

Because a lot of Christians are very stupid

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

How the hell did donald trump manage to convince Christians that he is one of them?????

[Evan @evaniscool]

Trump voters are banging rocks together, and frothing at the mouth

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes so hard if you’re fucking stupid

[Evan @evaniscool]

@JesseBWatters Kys

[Evan @evaniscool]

@vageet @mark_slapinski Shut up pussy

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

While we're here

Fuck Charlie Kirk

[Evan @evaniscool]

@SoCalSkydiver71 @RpsAgainstTrump It’s because her job isn’t to bow down to your cult leader

[Evan @evaniscool]

This is akin to my nephew WHEN HE WAS FIVE, showing me his very nice picture that I will hang on my fridge

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*