Evan Jeshka

A gin and tonic in human form: fruity, bubbly, and just bitter enough to be serious. Writes. Enjoys webcomics. Takes no sass.

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Playing No Country For Old Kobolds at #Origins2015!

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On my way to #Origins2015!!!!!!!!

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Next time somebody asks if me and my girlfriend are sisters, I'm gonna tell them, "We're Sapphic sisters?"

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An Ode to the Capybara: http://t.co/jSPy0OX1RL

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"You're so bad at this game!" - my cousin, on how I describe myself.

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@BethAnnesBest @elecray7k Pain is the body's way of saying "more please"

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Out of eyeliner and in a hurry? Here's a quick, easy #beauty tip: Sharpies do the same thing! #lifehack

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It worked! @elecray7k

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Need a quick morning pick-me-up? Try applying hot coffee to your clothes and skin, especially in the crotch region. #lifehack

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EVAN.exe experienced a critical failure. Reboot systems now? (Y/N)

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@elecray7k This gives me so many ideas.

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@MandiHolmes I'm back on the scene!

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@BethAnnesBest That's because I've been dead to the world! Hi!!! I see you too @MissJordanEliz! #ambitionista

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A1. Evan, Columbus OH. I'm pretty in love with Steven Universe right now. #ambitionista

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When nothing's working and you just want to scream... try this first! http://t.co/4b8QOnJfwj

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The Best Times to Post on Facebook and Twitter: A How-to Guide - Edgar http://t.co/unZGFon1I7

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The "shrimp cloud" gets $2K that could have gone ANYWHERE else, but that's OK because: http://t.co/pCAhsqmLSt

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Fantasizing about achieving your dreams actually drains you of the energy you need to achieve them: http://t.co/wLCrsSZ0jH

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Crowdfunded entrepeneurs are small businesses in IRS eyes, but many aren't ready for tax season: http://t.co/TqRUe3Hf2B