Evan

1/2 Bohemian, 1/4 Nomad, 1/8 Musician, 1/16 Computerist...

[Evan @evankuchar]

Car culture is a fad

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@X99097 @cenkuygur @elonmusk Bot

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@davidlinjiahao @kebindgreat People in Lahaina managed to avoid a land grab with a land trust. It's possible.
https://t.co/8iaxnDIh2w

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. Whoever restored that photo is a hero ❤️

[Alan ₿ @alanbwt]

@jordanbpeterson “The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.”

— Alan Watts, The Culture of Counter-Culture

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@HellTweet Video or it didn't happen.

Seriously, I'd love to hear it.

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@thinkgreenjp @drums_wires @Jeopardy Why was "What is 'How Soon is Now?'?" not even guessed?

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@JKCinnamons @arvofart And yet not enough sunlight.

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Why do we call them "fat shamers" when we could call them "weight supremacists"?

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“Alexa play selections from Carmen”

Um, not that:

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@GretaThunberg And if they're greasy, then municipal compost!

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@Valhallan42nd @simobrien @LeeCasebolt @TheOGKennedy Strippers sure know how to "motivate people toward a goal".

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@ashley6meyer Girrrl, I was born on a VPN.

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@suesswassersee Jeebus. Once I got a DD coffee at the 95th st red line stop and the woman just starts shoveling in sugar before I can even answer.

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I 1x'd my productivity with this simple trick:

I got up 1 hour before the kid.

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@AIkind18 @sammy4723 weaponized bats

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@BvrlyTweetmaker

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@BvrlyTweetmaker we don't even have a single overlap. #divergent

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@suesswassersee Great time to explain privilege: some people have pie and are mad when it runs out; some people never had the damn pie.

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@sammy4723 After a week of really using mastodon, I realized that no one is making money off my attention. Feels good!

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@summerbrennan He’s simultaneously killing Twitter and bringing Tr*mp back. Strange plan