Evan Poellinger

J.D. Candidate at Antonin Scalia Law

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

If I become a prosecutor and celebrate securing a death verdict with this kind of glee, take me out and shoot me. Defenders play a necessary and valuable role. But celebrating sparing a rapist-murderer from his just desserts with this glib meme makes you the lowest kind of filth.

[beth @bethbourdon]

just got a life verdict on a death penalty case

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@JadeAtrophis I have a friend who is actually almost exactly like this (but very occasional as far as the cigs go) and she has very particular standards of which I have been told I fall outside of (too trad for her). Still very good friends. She's a great window into the female psyche for me.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@bumbadum14 Telegram is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because it provides updates before almost everyone else, as in the case of Charlie being shot. A curse, because I saw the footage and knew Charlie was dead long before they made the official announcement of his passing.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@JadeAtrophis Also, all the polls effectively assumed Randy Feenstra would win the GOP primary and then lose to Sand in the general. Lahn was a major upset and has seriously altered the polling situation.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

One of my close friends, whom I sponsored into the faith during Francis' papacy, likely reverted because I didn't sugarcoat things and try to gaslight her. It is no contradiction to say things are messy but that Catholicism is ultimately the truth.

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

"The church is modernist and the bishops hate the faithful. But hey, won't you join us?"

- A Trad Cath Trying to Evangelize

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@fabularasa02 @TaglesTopGuy Nah, just disciplined. Which is something the sodomites are very infamous for not being.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@TaglesTopGuy @alexnilych All of these women were semi to very religious Catholics or prospective reverts. So I guess the community would be "the Catholic Church."

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@DocStrangelove2 The few. The proud. The Ma-weebs.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@KaiserLoengramm

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@PreciousWizard I understand being salty over getting rejected and the concern over someone only wanting to get back with you out of convenience or some superficial variable change, but such a reaction is unwarranted. Particularly where he hopes she dies alone. Very maladjusted.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@JadeAtrophis My grandfather grew up during the Great Depression and told me how they would bring mustard sandwiches for lunch to their one room school house in rural South Dakota. The boomers want us to return to literal Dust Bowl food.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@BowTiedKong I mean, Trevor Sheatz does, but I guess I wouldn't call him normal.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@tomwils1967 @BowTiedKong Well, some of us did watch Bull Durham. Good movie, don't get me wrong, but I think we're kidding ourselves if we think some portions of it don't chart perfectly with the old Costner in the back of a pickup meme.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@ThomBrady5 "Freak," yes, yes you are. Keep this between your confessor, yourself, and trusted individuals. Do not go broadcasting this to the internet. This is only one step down from someone including their struggles with ssa in their legal filings unprompted.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@thecathguy Evidently, they sell them on Amazon:

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@thecathguy He also acts as if every man wouldn't sign up for what he's proposing compared to the current state of affairs. I'll take getting hit by other guys any day of the week if I get to hit them back.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@DanPierce3 @ThomBrady5 You're comparing a sentence getting overturned for procedural prejudice (wherein Murdaugh will doubtlessly be found guilty again) to ridiculous plea deals and lenient behavior towards criminals. But go off, I guess.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

@bsharp50365452 @bumbadum14 He's literally engaged you doof.

[Evan Poellinger @EvanPoellinger]

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