evan!

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Americans deadass voted for diarrhea forever in 2024 I hate this goddamn country man

[min @grndslmclly]

everyone on the dodgers is PROBLEMATIC

shohei is GAY
yoshi is GAY
mookie is GAY
kiké is GAY
hyeseong is GAY
teo is GAY
roki is GAY
freddie has VENEERS

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history. 

The deal averages $42.15 million per year, and includes over $120 million guaranteed, both setting records for any wide receiver.

The deal was confirmed by @WINSportsGroup.

[John P Gilbert @JohnPGilbertNFL]

Everybody freaking out because the Seahawks haven't signed anyone yet need to calm down.

They're saving all their cap space for an Anthony Bradford extension.

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[evan! @evanpxrk]

@Daeshawnmwayne 12

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Wilbur the binturong predicts a #Seahawks win in #SuperBowlLX 🏈

Since Wilbur started making predictions, he’s never been wrong, correctly calling the past two Super Bowls. Will he make it three straight?!

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

Every single fraternity pledge in the country just fell to their knees

[evan! @evanpxrk]

@T_B_T @tomrollman Incredible

[evan! @evanpxrk]

Genuinely don’t understand what Sam can do better to receive less hate. He’s 27-6 in the past two seasons. Throws dimes and keeps his offense moving.

Could he scramble a bit more and protect the ball better? Sure. But we’re in the playoffs and we gotta stand by him.

[tia @dontfacetimeme]

nigga sent me a fucking hot dog machine for Christmas he gon forever piss me off

[ᴅᴏxx ⚡️ @new_era72]

“They went to laughing in our face and they thought this shit was over with”

- Ernest Jones #FuckLA

[evan! @evanpxrk]

mcvay sounds so pissed

[evan! @evanpxrk]

@SOSpnw @FeelLikePeno Deadass bruh

[SleeperSeahawks @SleeperSeahawks]

SAM DARNOLD SLAYS THE DRAGON

THE SEAHAWKS BEAT MATTHEW STAFFORD AS A RAM FOR THE FIRST TIME