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Matt Colville replied to me once and I still obsess over it. I rarely tweet but usually like/retweet things I like/find interesting.

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Negative Zerø @KilValmer]

@Mollyploofkins HOLY SHIT THEY JUST LEFT HIM THERE!?

[Ri§en ☦️ @Risen_SzN]

No amount of stupid bullying and harmful words is going to make that backflip look any less cool

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Getting retirees into gaming and off of Fox could save the brains of a whole generation.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

[篠 @Shino__0215]

色鉛筆でルカリオのぬいぐるみを描きました✍️

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison.
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[🌟 Tyler Koberstein 🏳️‍🌈 @t_kobs]

I’m so serious we need to make this illegal right now

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

so you’re telling me neither one of these people are justin bieber

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

"WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?!"

I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE POLITICIAN YOU FREAK

THEY AREN'T POKEMON

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

High-tech pet dryers at work

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Fantastic what

[Mark Kaplan @VsimPohuy]

NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS PICTURE PLEASE

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

He looks like he was just killed by an anime samurai

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Worms for me but not for thee

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

he has autism and his special interest is Hitler so calling him out for saluting hitler is ableist