Evan

Stop yelling at me

[Evan @evans2cents]

@madkenney Someone ask Cheryl for a comment

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant.

This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

one lesson Jeff Bezos failed to learn from The Remains of the Day: Don't kowtow to Nazis

[Evan @evans2cents]

@JomboyMedia

[Evan @evans2cents]

@slootthereitis @nyliberty https://t.co/G3Ap4RqGoM

[Evan @evans2cents]

@Acyn

[Evan @evans2cents]

@haderrsnl He just like me fr

[Evan @evans2cents]

@ManiLazic @SamuelAAdams He’d kill us if he got the chance

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

I would like to announce my decision to abstain from Team USA 2024 Olympic activities in order to avoid conflicts with my livestream of my Cheers/Fraiser/Wings/The Tortellis rewatch this summer. Please follow along at https://t.co/vuL8puk6W8

I prayed on this for quite some time

[Evan @evans2cents]

@bwags You: what are you doing?
Him:

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

my cats trying to open my cabinets:

[Evan @evans2cents]

@sepinwall You can never tell whether it’s 10am or 2am in that place. Sam will tell Carla, “Go home, I’ll close up,” Norm will say “I’m calling it a night” and then a couple of minutes later 16 stone-sober patrons will walk in and it’s like 8pm again

[Evan @evans2cents]

@jaythechou Malick, finally!

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

He created Ed Grimley is what he did! He saved Santo Poco from the villainous El Guapo with his two amigos! He’s a great Canadian actor and comedian. And in this house, Martin Short is funny, end of story!

[Evan @evans2cents]

@BCDreyer One of my favorite Simpsons characters

[Evan @evans2cents]

@BilgeEbiri @noahgittell @JohnDeMarsico is a great follow on Twitter. And his Baseball is Cinema night at MOMI was a lot of fun.

[Evan @evans2cents]

@BrooklynNets @NetsDaily @CanonUSAimaging Joe + a pick for The Lawnmower Man

[Evan @evans2cents]

@StanleyKubrick

[Evan @evans2cents]

@MarkHarrisNYC I didn’t know ChatGPT was a gay website

[Listen to No Homework go to bsky @Ugarles]

chatgpt will be pretty good at writing cover letters because cover letters are bullshit and it is hard to write such uncut pap because a sense of shame stops the normal human brain from being good at the task