Perfect little soup boy

His raiment was deemed too gorgeous

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

They should make a map so precise that it becomes the same exact size as the geography that it’s representing and then in fact later on comes to replace the geography itself.

[Iwaspoisoned.com @iwaspoisoned_]

Planters peanuts - Kihei Hawaii, lost consciousness for about 4hrs and hit my head. Super sick. Contaminated peanuts. I'm scared. https://t.co/7Fchkv6Vas

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

WILL YOU LET BASEBALL INTO YOUR HEART OR WILL YOU CONTINUE SUFFERING

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

I’m brave enough to say it: I think Cole Sands’s nascent mustache looks cool

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

My life is in shambles and baseball is the glue that's barely holding it together. I need the teams i like to start being good again immediately

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball Psychosis

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Some seek salvation in baseball others seek annihilation

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

@Brandon_Warne It’s in the rules

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

Watching the Twins play a west coast game

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

@AaronGleeman Disco Dan in shambles

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

I know about the “vulgate of Jerome” entirely due to the Simpsons

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

What are your favorite religious jokes in the show?

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

@nikicaga @daveweigel It’s insane that Whitney Tilson got even the small amount of attention he did, but he’s rich. Myrie is the most surprising washout to me though

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The baseball war is coming

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

@NickNelsonMN Seems good

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I keep imagining his manager yelling at him saying “people are gonna think you’re gay! You need to find a boyfriend named Girl!!”

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

@alexnpress Setting many a successful table

[Perfect little soup boy @peterabh]

I have two tickets to @LosCampesinos in Brooklyn tonight that I can’t use. Free to a good home, DM me if you’re interested