mr denver

bums n fairies

[mr denver @evansarault]

Hunter Stanley looks like Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

[mr denver @evansarault]

Lost my wallet and someone ran up 170$ at qdoba

[Matty V @shmattyv]

@Bayla_Stewart slidin into thanksgiving dinner like

[mr denver @evansarault]

One time I tried to donate money to save puppies. They told me I had to be 25

[mr denver @evansarault]

Maples on Benadryl

[mr denver @evansarault]

Organic Steel Cut Oatmeal

[mr denver @evansarault]

You paid Harold 5 dollars

[mr denver @evansarault]

Bunch of Swifties walking around

[mr denver @evansarault]

“Is Travis Barker even hot”

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

He selling pit bulls when he gets out.

[mr denver @evansarault]

I think homeboy had his life savings riding on this game lol

[mr denver @evansarault]

This Katy Perry cover band goes hard

[mr denver @evansarault]

I hate when a mf got a helmet and goggles on and their forehead out

[mr denver @evansarault]

“Are you playing sims?”
“No, bratz”

[mr denver @evansarault]

“We’re from LA, lower Alabama”

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

If my dogs don’t pee in the next 15 seconds I am going to punch them both in the face and run away from home

[mr denver @evansarault]

Talk in circles, dance in riddles

[mr denver @evansarault]

“Ugly squirrel finds a nut every once in a while”