Evans Clinchy

Writer - @TheCauldron, @Classical, @Blazersedge, @celticsblog, @NylonCalculus, @HPbasketball, elsewhere. Both teams played hard, my man. Both teams played hard.

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@RepSwalwell @stoolpresidente You are such a fucking embarrassment.

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@bomani_jones 1. They don’t consider SAS a colleague - he’s beneath them

2. Yes, he should “die,” meaning not be a part of NBA analysis because he’s not good at it

3. Yes, he’s sort of forced on people - you can’t watch a game without hearing constant reminders of all the ESPN shows he’s on

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

I'm pretty much done with this place now, because *gestures at everything*

Gonna start using that other place now, where the skies are blue

I have thoughts on the NBA Finals there: https://t.co/IbhH2SL14g

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@TommyBeer She's also recognizable for being a very good player of... WOMEN'S BASKETBALL, which, ironically, SAS doesn't care to mention

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@MassRMV Yes. I had a brief suspension about 10 years ago and was reinstated, but I'm still being flagged as unable to get a license in another state for some reason.

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

There is nothing on Earth more infuriating than dealing with @MassRMV. I've been trying for weeks now to get a human being on the phone to deal with an issue with my old license, and it's simply not possible. What an awful experience.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

We could have had this discussion about Biden’s fitness for office in 2020, but it was too important to the Democratic establishment that people not have healthcare

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@jacobjbg Probably explains the highlights, too. Obama was president and it just made him play so *angry*, man

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

This is such a pathetic excuse for journalism, man

43 words and 0 of them are the least bit informative

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: 76ers star Joel Embiid — the reigning MVP — will undergo a procedure this week to repair a left meniscus injury, a team official tells ESPN. A recovery timeline is expected after procedure, but expectation is that he will miss an extended period of time.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

As Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign gives its final gasp, I want to share some of the stories of queer and trans Floridians who he forced to leave homes, jobs, and loved ones in his state in his failed attempt at winning over GOP primary voters. 🧵

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

I think I speak for every decent human being in America when I say "bye bitch"

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

Ron DeSantis announces he’s suspending his campaign

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

Brett Favre may go to jail for this welfare fraud thing, but…

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

Happy 39th birthday LeBron

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

@drvolts I assume you’re advocating for the media to go harder on Trump, not easier on Haley, right? Because Haley deserves all of this criticism and then some, yes?

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

Steph Curry: *hits a big shot*

Steve Kerr: *gives a 45-second answer where breaks down every single little nuance of the play*

Draymond Green: *punches someone in the face*

Steve Kerr: "I shouldn't comment on this, I didn't get a good look at it, I'll watch the tape tomorrow"

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

All of this, and also: It’s an even shittier take coming from an ESPN person, because it means ESPN is failing.

It’s y’all’s job to show us how amazing and fun to watch Giannis and Tyrese Haliburton are. Why call attention to the fact that y’all suck at it?

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

Mark Jones just made a "price of the brick goin' up" reference when discussing Malik Monk's next contract

In related news, Mark Jones is my new favorite announcer

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

It’s amazing that just in the top 10 here, you see players coached by Thibs, Nurse, Nurse, Nurse, Thibs, and Nurse

[Krishna Narsu @knarsu3]

Tyrese Maxey is on pace to play the most minutes per game since Jimmy Butler in 14-15

[Evans Clinchy @evansclinchy]

Draymond, do you understand how important LeBron James is? LeBron James basically *is* the NBA. You, effectively, smacked the league in its penis. You never stop being held accountable for smacking the league in its penis.

[Shayna Rubin @ShaynaRubin]

Draymond Green on the league holding him to a special standard for punishment: “To continue saying, ‘oh, what he did in the past..’ I paid for those. I got suspended for Game 5 of the Finals. So you can’t keep suspending me for those actions.”