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[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Underrated banger tweet.💀💀💀

[Broke CEO @wavesandstorms]

Kulipa 8k ukaskize mix tutakuja kuskiza sisi wote on YouTube is pure robbery. Ni kama hii nchi ni mimi tu hukuwa heavy on respecting my money coz I need to see value for what I am paying not getting extorted at consumerism point.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Real work imewashinda.

But if those guys were making AI videos you would have them in custody by now.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

when i use "hence" during an exam

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

" Sisi wajanja huwa hatulali we just lay low, "

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

Bring back HIV ads and don't make them nonsensical like the chukua selfie one. Make them real like "Wachana na mpango wa Kando."
"Tumechill."
"Ukifreak bila sox..."
Don't sugarcoat STDs. Play Tuju's documentary on prime time... @nsdcc_kenya wake up!!

[Enock @evansenoc]

Heh!!! Quickmart are much better. Have you tried carrefour?

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

QuickMart should upgrade their cashier systems to some modern fast processor systems. You can't be spending 15 minutes to be cashed out for fewer than 10 items. Magunas even has a better Modern cash-out systems. A scan and touchscreen so fast!

Quikmart, pandisheni socks !

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

They're not called goons. They're called STATE-SPONSORED MILITIA.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

the weekend handing me over to Monday

[Mvuvi🇪🇸 @Aym_laporte]

Ndio kutoka bafu akiz

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

Pharmacists this week after kuuza p2

[MATOJA @sosteene]

"Chapo beans zimeisha lakini kuna...."

[Droid @droid254]

you are new to this country we literally got registered on SHA without having to register ourselves

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii hunimaliza😂😂😂

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Government wants your SACCO money because the World Bank has conditions around transparency that they simply will not comply with.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

It's been a while since I've had one of these phone calls.

[MYAHUDI @Evanso_Spyce]

Pale Highschool ukipelekwa staffroom kuchapwa alafu utoke kama umewanyambia

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Si nakushow madem wa Alliance hadi waliingia kwa bus yetu"...😂😂

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Kuna fala flani mahali anapanga kuwacha kazi yake ya 17K p.m juu ya edited X payout notification.

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Huwezi catch your nasty whine juu masimu zinarecord kila kitu yawa. Ndio maana Napenda Poetry events. Everyone is seated and just snapping their fingers like prime Thanos